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because I am insanely tired and should have gone to bed an hour ago.

There was this story I told on LJ from last summer where I was driving along and suddenly thought about deer and how I'd never hit a deer and it was such a MI life experience that I'd never had. And I dropped speed and then around the next turn there was a deer in the middle of the street. Had I been going faster I would have hit her, definitely.

Tonight, I was driving home and suddenly I started thinking about deer. I do not normally think about deer. But this was the same sort of thought, very strong, just like DEER in my head, and I laughed to myself and said, well, if there were deer, then you'd have a weird psychic ability, but of course when you really need it to say DEER it won't. And then around the next turn there was a whole squad of them (more than a dozen) everywhere in the field next to the road. (Great-Uncle Farmer's field, no less.) So that was strange.

I am so tired and I haven't even replied to an Etsy query. I had 14 packages to package and I photographed and listed a new crafted item, and I listed other stuff in Etsy.

And just now I have received 16 new emails from eBay. Why? Because someone has just purchased 8 items and PAID FOR ALL EIGHT SEPARATELY OH MY GOD. I DID NOT THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE. I will combine the shipment and then have to go through and refund money on EACH of SEVEN transactions, because there isn't enough on any of them to refund all 7 excess shipping charges.

I will not be even looking at them until tomorrow. I am too tired for this crazysauce. Goodnight, internet.

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Date: 2011-03-09 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drusillas-rain.livejournal.com
Aw, I kind of like that you're psychic for deer - it's like you're a beautiful soul (which you are) who's been given a gift by the deer themselves.

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Date: 2011-03-09 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Aw, you're so sweet! And OMG I hope the deer continue to give me this gift because I SO do not want to hit one. *shudders*

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Date: 2011-03-09 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ook.livejournal.com
Wow! The deer stories are amazing! Eerie!!! Is your patronus a deer? :)

Some time, I'll have to tell you about my dream about a house fire in my neighborhood that came true a year later.

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Date: 2011-03-09 11:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
I would have thought that my patronus was an octopus, honestly, or a crow! So this really is weird. Though usually one does not have to worry about octopuses crossing the street. lol.

And please do!! I am so intrigued by stories like that.

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Date: 2011-03-09 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaelle-n-gilla.livejournal.com
Wow, you're a deer psychic. Not I could tell you all the deer jokes a friend of mine invented. They are only good when spoken out loud, actually, but you'll have to suffer through some at least:

Q: What's a deer with no eyes?
A: No-eye-deer.

Q: What's a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea.

Q: What's a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
A: Still no f**** idea.

Ehem. I guess you get the drift *g*

Now, when you're done with the deer, you could try and visualize next week's lottery numbers on their backs or something...

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Date: 2011-03-09 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Having a deer-sensing ability is not the worst super-power, I would think! haha!!

And omg, those jokes are baaaaaaaaaad. omg. :)

I could try to visualize that. However, it would mean I'd have to play the lottery, which I don't do, so I think that it would be a lost cause. lol!

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Date: 2011-03-09 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaelle-n-gilla.livejournal.com
Oh yes, baaaaad deer jokes. But every time you see a deer, they'll haunt you. And hopefully make you smile, too ;-)

Just a try to give you somethin back...

Date: 2011-03-09 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] penball.livejournal.com
Sorry, I can only make a short ep...if you want to you'll get more after my adventourous trip to Hamburg...Hugs


See my page...sorry!

Re: Just a try to give you somethin back...

Date: 2011-03-11 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
I do want more! I can't wait for you to come back, thank you so much!!!

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Date: 2011-03-09 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thedoingofit.livejournal.com
:o( Hope you got some good rest last night and that you're feeling less tired this morning! *hugs hugs hugs*

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Date: 2011-03-11 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
I am finally feeling better today! I've been really waaay tired. Not sure why--maybe I'm coming down with something. :( *hugs*

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Date: 2011-03-09 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gina-r-snape.livejournal.com
OMG, you have a psychic connection with the deer! That is so unbelievably sweet.

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Date: 2011-03-11 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
I am glad to have it--especially out here where we live! LOL!

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Date: 2011-03-11 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gina-r-snape.livejournal.com
Maybe your subconscious is worried you'll run into Snape's patronus. :-P

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Date: 2011-03-11 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
That would be so awful! Though it might go right through the car, actually. lol.

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Date: 2011-03-11 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gina-r-snape.livejournal.com
Well it would. But would you want to offend Snape by driving a car through his patronus? I know I wouldn't! LOL

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Date: 2011-03-09 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcsheplovers.livejournal.com
Eeep! Thank goodness you didn't hit Bambi, his mother & their pals! I had a friend whose car was totaled from hitting a deer. Poor deer, and poor car. =(

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Date: 2011-03-11 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
I am SO glad that I didn't hit anyone. There were so many of them! *shivers*

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