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This one is not to be missed. One of my favorites! And it's the final Sue, sorry to say.

(Well, at least for now. This is the last Sue from the spreadsheet. I might be inspired sometime later in the year to go Sue-hunting again. You never know...)

[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Scarlet Lennon

  • Eye color: vibrant purple eyes with flecks of silver

  • Hair color: chin-length, deep blue hair

  • Markings: skin so pale it was almost white; and glossy red lips

  • Clothing: loose black jeans and a plain black t-shirt; long-sleeved, mesh top under a short black t-shirt with a skull and crossbones on the front that showed off her mesh-covered stomach, the chunky black books she had worn with her jeans over, a pair of thigh-high red and black striped socks, and a short black skirt.

  • Read more... )
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

We're down to the end! This is a two-for-one entry, and then next Sunday is the last. *sob*

  • Name of Sue: Morning Sun Fey

  • Eye color: iridescent blue green eyes, the colour of a glacial lake

  • Hair color: long red hair

  • Curves in all the right places: very shapely

  • slightly NSFW )


  • Name of Sue: Trinity Silvia

  • Eye color: almond-shaped green-hazel eyes

  • Hair color: straight black chin-length hair with a bright red highlight on the left side

  • Clothing: brown high-heeled boots

  • Other: tall and thin, glossed heart shaped lips

  • Read more... )
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Maryann McGinty

  • Eye color: bright hazel - eyes seem to change colour, one moment blue, another violet

  • Hair color: chestnut

  • Clothing: "scarlet robes spilling round her beautiful figure like lifes' blood"

  • Other: "perfectly angled shoulders, straight back" "dazzling smile, perfectly white pearly teeth"

  • Curves in all the right places: Beautiful Figure

  • Exchange student or DADA professor?: DADA prof

  • Further education: Graduate of Durmstrang Institute's Teaching College

  • Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: He goes to the bathrrom and finds the Mirror of Erised. He sees Maryann in it, in a white wedding dress. He is disrupted by another teacher who tells him it is the mirror. He goes to this other teacher for advice on how to get her to like him

  • Relationship with Snape: NiceGuy!Snape

  • Sue House: Sparklypoo
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Bolt Yerk

  • Eye color: silver

  • Hair color: short, spiky, crimson

  • Clothing: "often wears loose black jeans, soft fur-lined ankle boots, and a loose t-shirt. Her robes habitually have a phoenix on them across the left shoulder and a pair of silver sunglasses "

  • Curves in all the right places: "subtle curves and semi-long legs"

  • Exchange student or DADA professor?: DADA prof

  • Tragic past: yes- didn't know she was a witch until 2 years before, has abusive ex-boyfriend

  • Went to Hogwarts with Snape/Marauders?: no

  • Past relationships: Has abusive ex-boyfriend, Brian

  • Other: Gave Harry secret information needed for him to defeat Voldemort

  • Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: Sweeps her into his arms, carries her to his room and throws her on his bed. Also forces ex-boyfriend to apologise for hitting her, calling her a bitch and everything he had ever done to her.

  • Relationship with Snape: fellow professor, wanted him since beginning of year, finally does something about it at end of year ball Ball

  • Other: Author calls the the dance the "end of the year Yule Ball". Since Yule is at Christmas time, why would a ball taking place in June be called a Yule Ball?

  • Sue House: Sparklypoo
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Amanda Underwood

  • Eye color: "light, clear blue...dancing with merriment and cheek"

  • Hair color: "nutty brown…fell in soft curls to frame her face"

  • Other: "smooth creamy white skin"

  • Curves in all the right places: "unremarkable…neither willowy nor voluptuous"

  • House: Ravenclaw 7th year

  • Not on Santa's nice list... )
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

Short one this week, so I did two.

  • Name of Sue: Winter Walker

  • Eye color: Mahogany brown

  • Hair color: chestnut brown

  • Nationality: American? Mentions she is half-Mexican

  • Outcast or beloved: beloved

  • House: Gryffindor, either same year or 1 year younger then Harry

  • Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: Sits in Snapes lap and tries to kiss him. In class.

  • Relationship with Snape: She is trying to seduce him for a dare, but really sucks at it. First chapter has Fred and George Weasley begging her to do this dare; she has to seduce Snape before end of year. But it later says Hermione is Head Girl and has her own room. So why are Fred and George at school? Author doesn't say.

  • Sue House: Sparklypoo


  • Name of Sue: Rayanna Silvia

  • Eye color: bright green

  • Hair color: red/brown

  • Clothing: dark breeches, long green cloak

  • Unique magic ability: She is a Mistress of Earth

  • Special pet: Has 3 wolves and a hawk with her, that she can communicate with; a fire wolf, a wolf of ice and a wolf of water

  • Sue House: Sparklypoo
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
Short one this week.

[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Aviandora Alexander, called Avi (Ari, occasionally)

  • Eye color: soulful, crystal blue eyes that had flecks of gold throughout the iris

  • Hair color: dark hair that flowed in beautiful waves down her back

  • Markings: Her skin was lightly tanned and flawless, and her lips were full

  • Other: She had been told she was stunning her entire life, but she was much too modest to think so herself.

  • Nationality: American

  • Exchange student or DADA professor?: Exchange student, 7th year

  • Went to Hogwarts with Snape/Marauders?: No

  • House: Slytherin

  • Unique magic ability: Fixes Neville's broken cauldron and heals him, with the same incantation that Snape used on Draco in HBP

  • Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: Snape gives her a "potions apprenticeship" because he thinks she so advanced after only a single class

  • Relationship with Snape: Ministry plays matchmaker, I would expect (based on the title)

  • Sue House: Sparklypoo
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
This is one of the best, y'all.

[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Dustella Ellardrick--no, wait, it's changed to "Ellard" for no reason

  • Hair color: brown hair with chopsticks from China

  • Clothing: jeans at first; "Dumbledore excused her from wearing the uniform because he was just nice like that"; black jeans, a red tanktop with a black turtleneck; combat boots; a trenchcoat with a "Chinese collar"

  • Other: Has stupid habit of bowing, "something she had picked up from Asia and could never stop doing, no matter what country she was in. It earned her a lot of strange looks especially when she was in Russia."

  • Read more... )
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
This one's short but sweet.

[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Svetlana Barrista

  • Eye color: deep chestnut brown

  • Hair color: long dark brown hair that went half way down her back; puts it up in a "bright golden clip"

  • Clothing: dark turquoise robes that make her look ravishing

  • Exchange student or DADA professor?: Ancient Runes prof

  • Went to Hogwarts with Snape/Marauders?: Yes, though spent her first year at Durmstrang

  • Further education: Translator for Ministry, was sent around the world to excavation sites

  • Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: Snape calls Hogwarts "hallowed halls" (chp 1);
    when asked how his first day teaching DADA went, he says, "It was great" (chp 1);
    tells Svetlana how he's spying even though she's only known him for TWO DAYS (chp 2);
    makes a picnic for her with an enchanted waterfall (chp 3);
    he gives her a flat silver chain for Christmas (what, are we in 1986?) (chp 7);

  • Relationship with Snape: general romance

  • Other: Snape comes in after being tortured by Voldemort, but apparently McG doesn't know any levitation charms, because she helps him along and then he passes out and she has to call for help

  • Sue House: Sparklypoo
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
This one? Is a doozy.

[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Phaedra/Faydra Tines

  • Eye color: emeralds blazing in the candlelight

  • Hair color: sleek and black as a shadow crossing on a moonless night

  • Markings: Tattoos

  • Clothing: her robes were long and prudish; also wears a leather corset

  • Other: "her skin like an envious pearl", very pale; her back is tattooed with her own writing that makes her forgettable

  • Read more... )
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Esmerelda Slain [we wish]

  • Hair color: dark, short and frizzy

  • Clothing: her Halloween costume is an even more Sueish version of herself

  • Other: petite; 19 years old, therefore was Snape's student

  • Curves in all the right places: yes

  • Read more... )
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

These were short, so I thought I'd do two.

  • Name of Sue: Cynthia (no last name)

  • Hair color: red, specifically the same as Lily

  • Other: soprano voice, which it was pointless for the author to bring up because there's no singing

  • Read more... )

    • Name of Sue: Megan RICKMAN OMFG

    • Eye color: "warm brown"

    • Hair color:brown

    • Clothing: red negligee

    • Read more... )
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Eris Greyback

  • Eye color: dark blue

  • Hair color: brown

  • Clothing: often Snape's clothes, also midnight blue lace

  • Read more... )
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Mauve Bloodthorn

  • Other: no physical description yet - it's a WIP that was never finished

  • Exchange student or DADA professor?: University student, so yes.
  • Went to Hogwarts with Snape/Marauders?: no

  • Unique magic ability: Hogwarts leads her to classes on time but after hours it leads her to new and interesting parts of the castle!

  • Other: speaks Old English (or "ancient English")

  • Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: SETS HIS OWN HAIR ON FIRE and the Sue saves him but he gets all mad at her: he thinks she's ruined the potion he was making but he doesn't realize it's a sooper speshul potion and she stops him from throwing it out.

  • Relationship with Snape: meeting-of-the-minds

  • Sue House: Angstywaah


And because that wasn't enough, here's another.

valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

I'll be the first to admit that the last two weeks' Sues haven't been that interesting. But this one is a true Sue. Read on and weep.

  • Name of Sue: Anastasia Twigg, later Anna Twigg-Jones, aka "Twiggy"

  • Hair color: Long auburn hair

  • Clothing: Motorcycle leathers; a dark purple, black lace edged, deeply scoop-necked gown; sweatpants, sneakers

  • Other: Supposedly has a great sense of humor, is a world class practical joker, is almost always late, with NO concept of time; supersensitive hearing

  • Read more... )
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Aidan Callaghan

  • Hair color: Curly red

  • Clothing: black trench coat, fitted black long sleeved V neck and a black knee length skirt with a small slit in it

  • Read more... )
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Jena Clark

  • Eye color: startling green

  • Hair color: dirty blonde

  • Clothing: Under her traveling cloak she donned a pair of hip hugger cargo pants and a unbuttoned button up black dress shirt with a black tank underneath. Suit with "low ridder" shorts exposing her midriff

  • Read more... )
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Persephone Torchwood

  • Eye color: Clear deep blue

  • Hair color: So black it shines blue, long and loose

  • Markings: Skin is smooth and pale, slim body

  • Clothing: modern looking knee length tunic of black with red and blue embroidered symbols around the hem, loose black pants with the same embroidered symbols at the bottom, and black boots with pointed toes;
    also steals movie!Hermione's dress, but in blue;
    grey cardigan and black cowboy boots...oh, forget it. I am not listing any more of these ridiculous outfits.

  • Read more... )
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

This is one of my favorite profiles.

  • Name of Sue: Alaina Mackenzie

  • Markings: Lots of tattoos, mostly skulls and Marine stuff, also massively scarred from abusive stepfather

  • Clothing: At first--Headphones, boots, blue jeans, t-shirt, black leather jacket; then she buys "open front robes" for their ease of movement

  • Other: Smokes; has great singing voice

  • Nationality: American

  • Read more... )
valis2: Stone lion face (flaky death eater)
[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, [livejournal.com profile] gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

  • Name of Sue: Zelia Fierfly

  • Eye color: "the color of the night sky"

  • Hair color: long, blond

  • Markings: flawless porcelain skin

  • Clothing: yellow-green robes

  • Read more... )

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