HP/Star Wars poetry

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Characters: Giant squid. Darth Vader. Yoda.
Rating: er...PG?
Warnings: Demented poetry. You have been warned. Also, abuse of the poem "Jabberwocky".
Het, Slash or Gen: Gen.
Description: Star Wars/HP crossover. Two poems. One insane mind.

Twinkle, twinkle, little squid,
Jedi monster from the id,
Darth Vader would really like to know
just how long those tentacles grow.

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'Twas brillig, and the slithy tentacles
Did gyre and gimble in the waves:
All mimsy were the padawans,
And dear Master Yoda outgrabe.

'Beware the Sith, my son!
The sabers that shine, the mind tricks that stun!
Beware Darth Maul, and shun
The frumious Count Dooku!'

He took his vorpal lightsaber in tentacle:
Long time the manxome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Whomping Willow,
And wriggled awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
Darth Vader, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the Forbidden Forest,
And burbled through a synthesizer as he came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left him dead, and with his head
He went galumphing back.

'And hast thou slain the Sith Lord?
Come to my tiny green arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
Yoda chortled in his joy.

'Twas billig, and the slithy tentacles
Did gyre and gimble in the waves:
All mimsy were the padawans,
And dear Master Yoda outgrabe.