That profound birthday with the meta frosting

HAPPY BIRTHDAY cordelia_v!!

Happy Birthday to a wonderful writer, essayist, and all around deep-thoughts-thinker! I'm so happy to have met you and read your awesome LJ. Your candid observations and your amazing insights are always powerful reading! You're awesome and just as fascinating in person. *hugs* I hope your day is great!

Best. eBay. Message. Ever.

Hello, I was the winner of the item : [blah blah blah video game title] for $6.00 and I'm going to pay you the item and the shipping. ABout the method to pay, I live in [town name], Alabama, so the best way for me is to pay you by a bank account, I just need your account numbers of different banks and I'll send you the money and after you get it, you send the GAME to my address. If you know another way tell me please. Thank you.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

He doesn't seriously think I'm going to send him my bank account numbers, does he?

*dies*