I just had the maddest idea ever.

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I'm reading a smutmas fic, and it just made me think loopy thoughts of the horcrux locket possessing Mundungus Fletcher, and having possessed!Dung trying to war it out with Lord Voldemort. That could be so cool, Lord V having to war against his younger self. Can you imagine? Two clever, smart versions of himself...I mean, yeah, it's cracky, but at the same time it could be really fabulous. To see a young version of Tom, strapped to this out-of-shape criminal, and having to pull himself up by his bootstraps and try to make a bid for dominance...

ETA: Even cooler, Horcrux-locket-Tom would use Dung to his every advantage. He'd probably get Dung to destroy the other Horcruxes, and use his Order of the Phoenix connections to destroy the real Lord Voldemort.

I will never, ever write this, btw.