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valis2 ([personal profile] valis2) wrote2006-09-15 09:34 pm

valismort would like you to know...

...when I rule the world lasagna will be served at every restaurant.

[identity profile] aerynstales.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
May I respectfully suggest, O Valismort, that Tiramisu be served for pudding after? Nothing rounds of delicious pasta, meat, and cheese than creamy, espresso goodness.

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Aha! An excellent suggestion!

*jots down note*

[identity profile] artystone.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Lasagne? Just one kind or those new-fangled flavors too, like alfredo mushroom and chicken pesto and white chocolate and fudge...?

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm.

Personally I prefer lasagna steeped in the blood of my enemies. Or perhaps just the tomato sauce of my enemies.

But in a pinch, any of those ideas would do.

I mean, we'll have to tolerate McLasagna, won't we?

[identity profile] artystone.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
chaaaat....chaaaaaaaatttt....

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
maaaaaaaagical chaaaat...

Damn, I got back to the computer too late...I'm for bed.

Tomorrow! I will be home tomorrow night, I believe.

*snuggles the otter icon*

[identity profile] lampblack.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Will your faithful minions be rewarded with garlic bread? And a crisp green salad?

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm...I think that could be arranged.

*checks into evil bakeries*

[identity profile] catsintheattic.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'm looking forward to those times, great Valismort...

*bows*

Red wine would also be great. And so much better for the occasion than tea.

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh! Red wine! Of course.

*pops a cork*

[identity profile] catsintheattic.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
*fetches the glasses*

[identity profile] lady-branwyn.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
The worshipful acolytes beg the boon of lemon ice from the dread Valismort.

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh! Gelato would be a lovely, cold addition to our little repast.

[identity profile] seaislewitch.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles*

Wine and lots of it.
Lasagna Bolognese, please.
Salad with artichokes, Kalamata olives and gorgonzola.
Freshly baked bread with olive oil.
Tiramisu for desert, definitely.

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
You should definitely plan the evil!menu!

[identity profile] larilee.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, and the stuffed mushrooms and/or raviolli for an appetizer, please?

[identity profile] jen-deben.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
*flails with love for She Who Decrees Cheese*

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
hahaha!

Parmesan. And lots of it.

[identity profile] larilee.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, that's it. [livejournal.com profile] valis2 for dictator of the world!

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
*strikes a dramatic pose, complete with parmesan cheese*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_grainne_/ 2006-09-16 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hear, hear!

*fetches knife and fork eagerly*

[identity profile] larilee.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I just had a horrible thought though... McLasagne.

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
*sends over extra cheese*

[identity profile] rook543.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
When I rule, "TEAM" will forevermore be spelled T-E-I-M.

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
When you rule the world? Dude, you don't even have an army of zombies.

[identity profile] rickfan37.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
And black pepper in one of those unfeasibly large wooden grinders, please.

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, excellent idea! We'll have to have an Inferi stand by, ready to grind at any moment.
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[identity profile] cruentum.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
and hey, coffee for after. Please?

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, sure. We own Starbucks, after all.
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[identity profile] sigune.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Myum! I never have to wonder why I'm a faithful Valismort follower :D...

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
lol! Of course! We have the best food and our conversations are superb!

[identity profile] gangstersteph.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahah, what are you waiting for then??? :D

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
There's this pesky Order of the Phoenix, you see...

[identity profile] lewlinx.livejournal.com 2006-09-17 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
lasagna, tiramisu...

Valismort, great mistress of delicious dishes, when does your ruling start?

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2006-09-17 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
The sooner, the better! I'm ready to sample some cheesy goodness...er, evilness.