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valis2 ([personal profile] valis2) wrote2007-04-30 10:27 am

My first day in Hell

I've worn Satan out...she's sleeping in the next room, surrounded by her furry imps.

I called the only store that I had an appointment with; they've forgotten, clearly, because the guy I had the appointment with isn't even coming in today. ha. Maybe the other owner will look at the stuff, though.

Hell certainly contains comfy beds. Though I must admit, I have already vexed Her Infernal Majesty by repeatedly singing high-pitched nursery rhymes to her feline companions. I've also managed to wake her up too early at least twice this morning, and she nearly had a heart attack last night when we drove around and I proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am from the suburbs and have serious issues when driving in a confusing, hilly, and crowded city.

I think if this continues she's going to banish me to the eighth circle or maybe even the seventh. wah!

[identity profile] cafemercury.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell certainly contains comfy beds.

*dies laughing*

Have a safe rest-of-your-trip!

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
:) I'm going to try. I'm so looking forward to getting home, though I am enjoying my time here at Chez Julian as well. hee! I'm watching crows right now, which rocks.

[identity profile] artystone.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Just make sure you take all the pillows with you when you get banished.

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, otherwise she'll be able to construct a Pillow Tower and that is a scary thought!

[identity profile] artystone.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
We can't have her wasting them on pillow towers when they're really needed to be wrapped around your poor car!

[identity profile] mingbutterfly.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
~I've worn Satan out...~

LOL. (And a few scary South Park flashbacks! ;-)) Glad to know you're having fun.

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
hee! She's much better-looking than the South Park version, though, I assure you. The horns aren't visible, for example.

[identity profile] mariannelee.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
And here I thought you were the perfect houseguest. You even brought your own food.

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
*snort* Little did you know! If you had had furry imps, my true nature would have been revealed.