Actual conversation with husband

[valis2]

While watching the Incredible Hulk show tonight:

Husband: Wow, Lou Ferrigno [who plays the Incredible Hulk] almost hit his head on the doorframe there while running out of the room.
Me: *snorts with laughter* Seriously? *pretends to hit head* *starts making Hulk-like rahr noises* Rahr! Rahr! Oooo!
Me (imitating film crew): Lou, the scene is over. You can stop now.
Me (imitating Hulk): Rahr! Ooo! Rahr!
Me (imitating film crew): Lou! We've stopped rolling!
(Commercial comes on)
Me: *imitates Rusty Wallace* Look at my chin! Up! Down! You are bewitched by my chinning! Buy this long-term auto insurance!
(Knight Rider comes on)
Me: When did KITT become a convertible? How is this possible? Honey, there's no place to put the panels. And with that big bubble back window--
Husband: Well, if it was a hardtop--
Me: No, it's not. It's a solid body car--
Husband: *senses he doesn't want to argue over KITT* So it is.
(We watch obligatory scene where Michael's attempt to have a vacation is broken by Devon's assignment)
Me: Here we go, the obligatory sigh scene. *imitates David Hasslehoff* Siiiigh.
Me: *imitates film crew* Uh, David, could you possibly do the sigh again? There was a bit of a gonk in the background--
Me: *imitates David Hasslehoff* Listen, jerkwad, I have a contract that says one sigh, ONE SIGH, per episode! Take it up with my agent!
Husband: *laughs*
Me: I'm on fire tonight, honey! You gotta respect that.
Husband: Oh, I do. Believe me.
(We watch further)
Me: *imagines something stupid* *starts to laugh without any apparent provocation or explanation*
Husband: This is why you've never taken drugs. You don't need to.

Comments

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hee!! So glad it amused you! We always have fun together. *grins*

[catyah.livejournal.com]

Me: *imagines something stupid* *starts to laugh without any apparent provocation or explanation*
Husband: This is why you've never taken drugs. You don't need to.

Seriously, you and I must have been separated at birth. There's no other explanation. God knows my husband and I have had similar conversations.

*grin*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hahaha!! I'll bet!

omg, when we get together for a mini-con, we're going to bring the roof down!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

This is so weird--where the hell did my reply go?

Yes, you and I will bring the roof down when we get together for a mini-con! (OMG just typed mimi-con accidentally, *snort*)

[catyah.livejournal.com]

We will TOTALLY bring the roof down!!

GO, FANGIRLS!!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

REPRESENT!!! *does the secret Riptide handsign*

[marginaliana]

Me: *imagines something stupid* *starts to laugh without any apparent provocation or explanation*
Husband: This is why you've never taken drugs. You don't need to.

Thirding that this could totally be me and Alyson as well. It always makes me happy to realize that other people are as ridiculous in the privacy of their own homes as I am. Because if I didn't believe that, I'd get a complex. :D

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I adore your Alyson convos when you put them on LJ!! You guys are so much fun. *hugs*

And yeah, we're just as...fun. (Notice I am not saying crazy.)

[vanityfair00.livejournal.com]

You are too funny.

I once met Lou Ferigno in the airport. I was six at the time so I only knew him from the episode of Mr. Rogers neighborhood where they show how he got into makeup. I'm sure I'm lucky he didn't go all Hulk on me when I told my mom hey there's the guy from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood!"

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hahaha!! Yes, I can imagine the reaction he must have had on the inside! Adorable.

[loudmeggaphone.livejournal.com]

You and your husband are made of awesome!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

eeeee! Thank you so much!! :)

[ldybastet.livejournal.com]

LOL! I think I'd like to hang out with you guys while you watch TV just for the commentary. *g*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*grins* We have a lot of fun together!

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

That whole laughing without provocation thing gets me some weird looks on the train. And at work. And from the family. Or walking down the street.

Miserable fuckers.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Same here. Today at work I was walking along an empty hallway, having one of my normal silent conversations with someone who wasn't there, and someone unexpectedly walked into the hallway right in the middle of mid-crazy facial expression. I did not cover it well. grah.

[iamrighthere.livejournal.com]

I bet you two are fun at parties...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hee! Well, we're kind of shy...but we do have fun. :)

[hardboiledbaby]

That's priceless. xD
The BF and I also do a lot of running commentary on shows and ads, a la MST3k. We still make each other laugh, thank goodness. :)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hee!! I adore MST3K. I love seeing bad movies with friends and mocking them mercilessly! :) It's so much fun when you crack each other up, definitely.

[bookwench2096.livejournal.com]

I can relate - and I'm so glad I'm not the only one!

Frank is always amused and amazed at how I can crack myself up for no apparent reason.

Sometimes I get to laughing so hard, he laughs just because laughing is contagious.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Dude, I often sit at my desk and snort, just thinking of stupid stuff you and I used to laugh about. ;) I miss you, my friend! I was so very, very worried...

[idleleaves.livejournal.com]

Husband: This is why you've never taken drugs. You don't need to.

ROFL, I have had this said to me more than once (sometimes with drugs, and sometimes with alcohol, since I also don't drink).

<3 Those kinds of conversations are the best. Random and hilarious.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Ah, you are such a kindred spirit! Yeah, I am quite a goofy person, and I love other goofs so much. Husband and I are goofy together in the best way. :)