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Ever have those surreal moments? Where you wonder why your brain is wired that way?
Tonight I looked in my medicine cabinet and realized that I have five toothbrushes sitting in there.
Okay, the one I use is on the counter. The others are old leftover toothbrushes. Normal people throw them away.
I can't. You see, my father always told us, never throw away old toothbrushes. They're perfect for cleaning things. I, obediently, never throw away a toothbrush. So now I have five toothbrushes just waiting to become the Cleaning Superstars they were intended to be.
But then I realized that i have never, not once, never, used a toothbrush to clean...anything.
Tonight I looked in my medicine cabinet and realized that I have five toothbrushes sitting in there.
Okay, the one I use is on the counter. The others are old leftover toothbrushes. Normal people throw them away.
I can't. You see, my father always told us, never throw away old toothbrushes. They're perfect for cleaning things. I, obediently, never throw away a toothbrush. So now I have five toothbrushes just waiting to become the Cleaning Superstars they were intended to be.
But then I realized that i have never, not once, never, used a toothbrush to clean...anything.
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I'm envisioning your toothbrushes dressed in sparkly capes now...
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>;-D
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