Hmm...

[valis2]

trickofthedark tagged me to do the Five Fictional Characters I'd Shag meme. I've done it before, but it was a while ago and I'll never, ever find it because I'm not looking for it.

So I'll write it anew.

• Severus Snape Big, big surprise there. That much passion and fury all twisted up inside him just has to be amazing when it's released. Or maybe he's spectacularly bad in bed. But I'd love to find out.


• Ardeth Bay from the Mummy One of the biggest fandom crushes I've ever had. Absolutely loved this character to bits. Beautiful, heroic, and absolutely delicious.


• Han Solo Oh yeah. Gorgeous and...so cocksure. *wink*


• Faramir Movie!canon and book!canon. He'd certainly be conscientious, at the very least.


• Boromir Just once, at the very least. Mr. Athletic, you know. And need I mention Sean Bean?


• Obi-Wan and Qui-gon ...preferably both at the same time. Let's see what the Force really does.


• Simon Cowell Oh, I guess he's not fictional.


• Tyrone Power as Jamie Waring in the Black Swan Fiesty, stubborn, exciteable...what's not to like?


• Errol Flynn as Captain Blood, Don Juan, and Robin Hood Deeeelicious. So much charisma, and such a great edge-of-naughty smile, and so cavalier.


• Joseph Fiennes as Shakespeare in Shakespeare in Love Pushing the bounds of fictional, here, but still. He can read and write. Imagination is a lovely thing.


• Slayn and Ashram from Record of Lodoss War ...though not at the same time. Not even in the same building. Or on the same continent. One would be sweet, gentle, and kind, the other powerful, dominating, and full of tightly-controlled power. Rar.


• Indiana Jones I'm sensing a Harrison Ford pattern, but really, it ends here. He has a whip, by the way.


• Tom Baker as the Doctor Tall, all that hair, and that loooong scarf.


• Phoebus from Disney's Hunchback It's the Kevin Kline voice. Gets me every time.


• Lucius Malfoy Probably a psychopath, or at the very least not expecting to work very hard for you, but...all the pretty! So pretty!


• Ziggy from Xenosaga A guy who became a cyborg who is now reclaiming his humanity...strong, silent, honorable, he got to me while I was playing the game.


• Nic Cage's character in Moonstruck Just once. For luck.


• Brendan Fraser's character in Still Breathing A wonderful gem of a movie. The first time I saw it I thought his character was mentally damaged. The second time I really saw a lovely human, a fascinating man. A really strange movie, but after repeated viewings it is a favorite of mine.


• Connor & Duncan MacLeod Probably spelled it wrong, but there you go. They're both hot as hell.


• Don Johnson's character (Sonny Burnett/Crockett) in Miami Vice That was a big obsession that lasted a long, long time, and I'd still love a moment with him in a phone booth. Or a hotel room. Somewhere naughty.


• Tarod from the Time Master trilogy Long black hair, tall, thin, dark and conflicted...hmm...where have I heard that before?


• Tanis Half-Elven from Dragonlance Quite typical, but still, he was angsty and yummy.


• Some guy from a Jane Austen novel Apparently it's required.


• Remus Lupin Lovely, sad, and would probably be achingly sweet.


• Gambit from X-Men Oh, yum.


• Batman, any from the movie!verse ...with a special emphasis on Val Kilmer. I also had quite a crush on him as Madmartigan in Willow.


• SPIKE! How could I have forgotten Big Bad?! Shame on me!


• Jeff Goldblum's character in Earth Girls are Easy I could watch that "walking out, newly waxed" scene about a million times in a row. Delicious.


• Mulder Of course! Smart, sexy, vulnerable, the man is so tasty.

Could not possibly limit it to five.

If you're interested in the meme, go for it.

Comments

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

Woah...what a list! A few I agree with like um...perhaps...Snape?! Oh lord yeah...

Didn't know that Austin Novel guy was required...but perhaps we could just put Snape in breeches and call it fair instead?

As for the MacLeod Cousins...shit, they're like hundreds of years old and immortal!!! If they don't know how to handle a woman there is something wrong there...I mean think of the experience! Though I kinda had a thing for Methos...

But damn right on Obi and Qui Gon...the stamina...the patience...the force...guh! *dies*

Okay...I need a cold shower...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

They're all so tasty, it's hard to choose!

And thinking about the MacLeod cousins...wow, you're totally right! Now that could be interesting...

[snapesforte.livejournal.com]

Severus Snape Big, big surprise there. That much passion and fury all twisted up inside him just has to be amazing when it's released. Or maybe he's spectacularly bad in bed. But I'd love to find out.


Amen. :)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[sylvadin.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Should I mention the fact that Tom Baker did a brief full-frontal nudity scene in the 1970's movie 'The Canterbury Tales' directed by Pier Paolo Pasolini?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*fanning myself* Oh, really?

[zakkati.livejournal.com]

Ardeth Bay, Severus Snape, Han Solo: shag one, kill one and marry one!

Have you played this game yet? It's teh ebil. Go on...choose!

:)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've seen this game before. What a horrible decision!!

I'd have to marry Ardeth Bay; he'd be the most faithful and the best husband.

I'd have to shag Severus Snape. Just once. Just to see what's he really made of.

That leaves poor Han in the dark! How awful!

[aramintasnape.livejournal.com]

Heh! Good list ;) Well, Snape would definitely be my number one shag too, surprise, surprise! How about Colonel Brandon? I think Lucius Malfoy would have to be on my list as well...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I hope Colonel Brandon is covered by the Guy from a Jane Austen Novel bit. Because he's just delicious.

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

Five. It's five!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I'm too damned selfish to limit it to five! ;)