My life is complete.

[valis2]

I have just received an email from Siegfried Dejesus.

The subject is Manly.

Comments

[aphrodeia.livejournal.com]

HELL YES!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*pumps fist in the air*

[cactus-wren.livejournal.com]

WOO-WOO!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Sometimes I really adore spam.

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

Some memorable Spam headers I've had:

"My peenis is always hard and is able to move without interruption!" (must get annoying sometimes)

"shame of sex? we can change it" (gender reassignments: now available online for cheap!)

"fries suffocation" (well, I suppose that would happen if you tried to stuff too many in your mouth all at once)

"cure love together" (so that the two of you can then hate each other happily ever after)

"If you want to brighten up your relations, try Viagra Pro" (I don't think viagra will nescessarily make my relatives *smarter*, somehow ...)

"With Penis Enlarge Patch you are insured from bleedings and busted veins." (penis enlarge patches will give everyone veins of steel!)

[ellid.livejournal.com]

"With Penis Enlarge Patch you are insured from bleedings and busted veins."

EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

Exactly, it reminded me too much of something someone posted to too_much_info once

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Other notable spam lines I've received. (http://valis2.livejournal.com/tag/spam)

My favorite is still the one with the phrase "time barrel" involved. ha!

The concept of curing love together is making me laugh and laugh. I can just imagine two people, pickling it in a jar.

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

Some rather strange concepts there - my mind boggles at the idea of a 'deed tampon'

[todayiamadaisy]

Heh. I keep thinking I should write a story about a parallel universe to ours where people like Irresistible Q. Hatter are real and are deeply hurt because no-one ever reponds to their emails. Siegfried Dejesus would have to be the manly star of that!

[randomspectator.livejournal.com]

DOOO ITTTT!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs*

I would so love to converse with Lucius Despain, whom I received a missive from not a fortnight ago.

[ellid.livejournal.com]

Best. Name. Ever.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Isn't it, though? I giggled like an idjit when I saw it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_grainne_/]

:D It makes a gal feel inadequate, doesn't it?

(You know, I keep meaning to save all those spammy names for use in original fiction...)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

That would make one hell of a story!

One of the other recent names was Lucius Despain. That deserves its own epic poem, don't you think?

Someone left the Despain out in the rain
I don't think that I can forsake him
'Cause it took so long to fake it
And I'll never have that man in bed again
Oh, noooooooooo...

Clearly I need help.

[chrysantza.livejournal.com]

Oh that is funny!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? I'm waiting for my Lord Nutsy spam. Should be here any moment. hee!

[chrysantza.livejournal.com]

Lord Nutsy spam would go something like this:

MY TAIL IS BIG AND BUSHY TRY WALNUTS FOR BIG BUSHY TAIL

SPAM SPAM SPAM WALNUTS SUNFLOWER SEEDS AND SPAM

[valis2.livejournal.com]

PRESCRIXTION WALNUTS $9.99 CIA6LIS, ALMON3DS, VIA5GRA

[chrysantza.livejournal.com]

Lord Nutsy says ROFL!

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

So do I!