Heh. I keep thinking I should write a story about a parallel universe to ours where people like Irresistible Q. Hatter are real and are deeply hurt because no-one ever reponds to their emails. Siegfried Dejesus would have to be the manly star of that!
One of the other recent names was Lucius Despain. That deserves its own epic poem, don't you think?
Someone left the Despain out in the rain I don't think that I can forsake him 'Cause it took so long to fake it And I'll never have that man in bed again Oh, noooooooooo...
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Date: 2006-09-15 04:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-09-15 07:29 am (UTC)"My peenis is always hard and is able to move without interruption!" (must get annoying sometimes)
"shame of sex? we can change it" (gender reassignments: now available online for cheap!)
"fries suffocation" (well, I suppose that would happen if you tried to stuff too many in your mouth all at once)
"cure love together" (so that the two of you can then hate each other happily ever after)
"If you want to brighten up your relations, try Viagra Pro" (I don't think viagra will nescessarily make my relatives *smarter*, somehow ...)
"With Penis Enlarge Patch you are insured from bleedings and busted veins." (penis enlarge patches will give everyone veins of steel!)
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Date: 2006-09-15 11:09 am (UTC)EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2006-09-15 10:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-15 05:01 pm (UTC)My favorite is still the one with the phrase "time barrel" involved. ha!
The concept of curing love together is making me laugh and laugh. I can just imagine two people, pickling it in a jar.
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Date: 2006-09-15 11:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-09-15 05:06 pm (UTC)I would so love to converse with Lucius Despain, whom I received a missive from not a fortnight ago.
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Date: 2006-09-15 11:08 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-15 05:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-15 03:04 pm (UTC)(You know, I keep meaning to save all those spammy names for use in original fiction...)
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Date: 2006-09-15 05:09 pm (UTC)One of the other recent names was Lucius Despain. That deserves its own epic poem, don't you think?
Someone left the Despain out in the rain
I don't think that I can forsake him
'Cause it took so long to fake it
And I'll never have that man in bed again
Oh, noooooooooo...
Clearly I need help.
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Date: 2006-09-15 11:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-15 11:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-15 11:44 pm (UTC)MY TAIL IS BIG AND BUSHY TRY WALNUTS FOR BIG BUSHY TAIL
SPAM SPAM SPAM WALNUTS SUNFLOWER SEEDS AND SPAM
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