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valis2 ([personal profile] valis2) wrote2007-05-24 09:55 pm

Phoenix Rising, Entry Ten. Summaries: Sunday and Monday.

Last summary entry. Thank goodness.

Sunday

I got up early (yes, because of those bastard elfvators) and made my way to the 11 am Dr. Jenkins presentation, Why Heather Can Write.

The chair in front of me was festooned with glitter. I'll bet it wasn't from the aerospace convention earlier on in the week.

Anyway, he talked about participatory culture, especially the Daily Prophet phenom, which involved children designing, writing, and editing their own newsletter for an imaginary boarding school. He also told a terrific story about his son, who had an online relationship with a girl in Omaha, and then he talked about a trip he took to Tokyo, and the cosplayers he met, who have their own fascinating hierarchy of outfits.

Then at noon I attended a panel about plagiarism. The panelists mentioned that the closest fanfic has ever come to an actual trial involved a writer who penned a treatment of Rocky IV, and the studio just went ahead and made it without crediting him or paying him, so he sued, only to find out that he was in the wrong for writing the treatment in the first place.

They mentioned that when Gulliver's Travels first came out, many authors wrote the further adventures of Gulliver and sold them, a situation which led to our copyright laws of today.

2 pm. Opals & Folklore. At this point I noticed the wrapper for my Starbucks treat read:

flavors my senses
sweetens my disposition
stirs my imagination
nourishes my dreams


To which I must respond: GET OVER YOURSELF. YOU ARE SUGARY FAT FROM A FOOD SERVICE TRAY, NOT CALLIOPE.

Anyway, the presentation was very short, and she mentioned that witches used opals to magnify their powers, and that "ophal" is associated with the evil eye. There is a lot of folklore surrounding the opal...it seems that they have to be given to you, you can't buy them for yourself, unless they're your birthstone. Don't even get me started on birthstones, btw.

So another bit of folklore is that if you wrap an opal in a bay leaf and stick it in your pocket then you can see, but no one can see you, like the Hand of Glory (TM).

Okay, so I sat with Aurora Grayeyes from TPMM for the ginormous Snape: Friend or Foe debate. Someone asked Aurora if she thought Snape was good or evil, to which she replied..."I think Snape is Good...in bed" with a wicked grin.

The most interesting bits from the debate were the theories. One person posited that it seems to be mirroring the whole Isis/Osiris/Horus/Set legend, and she mentioned that the final battle in that legend consists of Set taking the form of a snake and Horus avenging his father and taking the form of a griffin. I'm not certain, however. Osiris is cut into seven pieces, not Set...but she did mention that Anubis helps Osiris, even though he never officially sides with one side or the other, making him all Snapey.

She also thought that Lily had an Unbreakable Vow with Snape, which was a totally fascinating concept. I adore the idea of Snape seeing her eyes in Harry's face, constantly reminding him of his vow, but still, even though it's a pretty great theory in many ways, there are one or two things that break down for me in places.

Also, the debate was structured with three Foes and three Friends and a Mod, and the three Friends said Snape would die, while the three Foes said he would live, which I found rather fascinating.

Someone behind me was snoring through just about the entire thing. Loudly.

Julian & I went out for dinner, and upon our return found that the Masquerade Ball was starting up. So many fantastic costumes! Lucius & Narcissa dressed as each other, which cracked me up. I missed a few great costumes; there was a satyr (awesome, btw) and a couple just amazing gowns that I never got a chance to snap. It was just so busy and the lobby was so full.

I wanted to get [livejournal.com profile] droxy's pic, she was dressed as Snape and had even used makeup and prostheses, but when I asked her to pose with a squid, she glared at me. When I offered Hedwig (in her squid costume, of course), she started shouting about slashers and how we want to take it up the arse. Really, I'm not certain what she was talking about, though in hindsight perhaps she thinks that Squidwig was the offspring of a slashy relationship between Hedwig and the Giant Squid...no, wait, it still doesn't make sense.

I danced with [livejournal.com profile] marginaliana, [livejournal.com profile] mad_maudlin, and [livejournal.com profile] sor_bet, and it was a total blast. I also stepped very hard on some poor, poor girl who was only wearing flip-flops. I feel terrible about that!

So I flailed about for a few songs, and then Marginaliana and I went off to the GoF viewing. We listened to a presentation about the movie, which pointed out the good things and the bad things and was very entertaining. Umbridge showed up wearing cat pajamas and a little silk cap, and we had a great time shouting at the screen, of course. [livejournal.com profile] morganmuffle was kind enough to share her squashy purple sleeping bag, also.

Monday

I wanted to get to breakfast, so I got up early. As I was brushing my teeth, Julian knocked on the door, and we both squinted at each other (like mole people, according to Julian) and outlined our plans for the day.

At breakfast I sat with [livejournal.com profile] dementordelta and [livejournal.com profile] sor_bet, along with [livejournal.com profile] titti, who was holding court at the table. The closing ceremonies involved handing out awards. Apparently Lumien won, despite being in last place the night before. We really are sneaky pirates!

One person mentioned the NBC/MTV cameras, saying, "Thank you for being so nice to the press, they say you're supah edumatated and intellectual." I snorted and added, "Yes, that's what they said here," to which everyone agreed...we all have to see the articles/shows first to form our opinions.

[livejournal.com profile] julian_black, long may she live and breathe, brought me real beignets from Café du Monde, for which her place in heaven shall be...oh, who are we kidding?

Then I dragged her along to Lafayette cemetery. I'll babble about that when I put up the pics from the cemeteries...they're awesome.

Then we ate at Commander's Palace, which is across the street.

WOW.

I mean...

WOW.

Strawberry salad, gulf fish with avocado, and...the best fucking strawberry snortcake I have ever eaten in my entire life.

After that we headed toward the airport, slithering along like two overfed python snowflakes, and made our sad goodbyes (we saw the Malfoys, too, and the pirate leader of Lumien house), heading back to our respective homes.

[identity profile] julian-black.livejournal.com 2007-05-25 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
To which I must respond: GET OVER YOURSELF. YOU ARE SUGARY FAT FROM A FOOD SERVICE TRAY, NOT CALLIOPE.

[dies laughing]

julian_black, long may she live and breathe, brought me real beignets from Café du Monde, for which her place in heaven shall be...oh, who are we kidding?

Yeah, who are we kidding?

Wow, wouldn't that be great if you were God? Offerings of beignets and agreeing to pose with the Holy Squid is a pretty cool way to get into Heaven, if you ask me.

Y'know, I've been thinking about Commander's Palace all day, and why I loved it so much, beyond simply the divine food. I think I have it figured out, which means it's time to get off (or, actually on) my ass and post about it...

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2007-05-25 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, wouldn't that be great if you were God? Offerings of beignets and agreeing to pose with the Holy Squid is a pretty cool way to get into Heaven, if you ask me.

That would totally rock! I'd weigh 348756978465 lbs and have the bestest Squid Gallery evah. w00t!

And no more creepy clowns!

Ooh, I totally want to hear your Commander's Palace theory. That was such a great experience...

[identity profile] thesnapelyone.livejournal.com 2007-05-25 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude. [livejournal.com profile] droxy's reaction... I'm confused. I don't know if I would have laughed or been insulted. Oh hell, I would have been insulted for you, for slashers everywhere, just because being insulted and starting fights is fun, and then there could've been this cool Snape-on-Snape brawl. Wouldn't that have been entertaining?

*sigh* Always wanted to go to that city...would have been perfect to go AND get a HP con out of it...

Anyway, sounds like you had lots of good times.

To which I must respond: GET OVER YOURSELF. YOU ARE SUGARY FAT FROM A FOOD SERVICE TRAY, NOT CALLIOPE.

Isn't that Starbucks for you? I won't get into a Starbucks rant, I will be good.

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2007-05-25 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
bwahaha! I would love to see a Snape-on-Snape orgybrawl. That would have rocked.

I still have no idea what she meant. I think she was a little confused. ;)

I did have a lot of good times. The final wrap-up entry is being written tonight, where I reveal that it was...fun, and yet disappointing.

That Starbucks wrapper just made me totally crack up. Srsly. Who the hell thinks a bit of crumb cake is going to make you into an artist?

[identity profile] thesnapelyone.livejournal.com 2007-05-26 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I think she was a little confused.

Yes, well, as are we. I guess we're even. *L*

Dude, if crumb cake had the ability to make you artistic, I'd be totally pissed off that I wasn't better.

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2007-05-26 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, if crumb cake had the ability to make you artistic, I'd be totally pissed off that I wasn't better.

Yeah, I should be Van Gogh by now.
ext_6866: (Thieving magpie!)

[identity profile] sistermagpie.livejournal.com 2007-05-25 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I totally want to get you started on birthstones!

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2007-05-25 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
haha! Do you really want me to foam at the mouth? It isn't pretty, I assure you.

*grins*

[identity profile] sor-bet.livejournal.com 2007-05-25 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] droxy doesn't like slash, so she likes to have Snape get all angry that people are slashing him. But I don't know what objections she could have to Hedwig in a squid costume. Unless she was rip-roaringly drunk, which is a good possibility. I think most people over 21 were drunk most evenings. I know I was. :-D

I shall now call every sugary fat food item from a coffee shop "Calliope". No one else will know what the hell I'm talking about.

Meh. You wear flip-flops on a crowded dance floor, you takes your chances. And that might have been me snoring behind you, at least during the first part of that panel. Just couldn't stay away, and then was distracted by knitting, so thanks for the brief summary. I do remember the Egypt stuff -- that was pretty cool, and deserves further research.

..."I think Snape is Good...in bed"

That deserves iconization, maybe a lead in with, "Snape: Good or Evil?" and then that line as a follow-up, and maybe a photoshopped naked!Severus lying in bed..........what were we talking about?

[identity profile] gmonkey42.livejournal.com 2007-05-25 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
A drunk Snape, ranting at a stuffed owl-squid about slash? I wish I coulda seen that.

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2007-05-25 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Drunken and waving a wand threateningly in my direction! *giggles* It was pretty funny, honestly.

PS: I played Guitar Hero at Circuit City a few weeks ago, and attracted no crowd at all. :(

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2007-05-25 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
But I don't know what objections she could have to Hedwig in a squid costume.

I'm still trying to understand the association between that and slash. I'm certain she had some sort of reasoning behind it...

I shall now call every sugary fat food item from a coffee shop "Calliope". No one else will know what the hell I'm talking about.

*laughs like an idjit* I think that's a great idea. We'll start a grass-roots movement!

And that might have been me snoring behind you, at least during the first part of that panel.

Trust me, [livejournal.com profile] aurora_greyeyes and I know the identity of the snorer, and it wasn't you. ;)

And I totally want that icon!!!

[identity profile] gmonkey42.livejournal.com 2007-05-25 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"YOU ARE SUGARY FAT FROM A FOOD SERVICE TRAY, NOT CALLIOPE."

Ahhhahahaha!

Man, this is getting me all excited for Prophecy!

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2007-05-25 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm totally geeked!!! :)

[identity profile] florence-craye.livejournal.com 2007-05-26 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
These entries make me want to go to a con soooo bad. I wonder what's in store for next year? Maybe I can save up some to go to one. :)

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2007-05-26 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
There's one in Chicago, for certain. You should definitely go! A lot of people pack into one hotel room, so you should be able to find some roomies. ;)