This is all rexluscus's fault. Yes. I am doing Knight Rider summaries. *headdesk*

[valis2]

The A*Team fanfic summaries were more popular than I expected, so I've decided to branch out into Knight Rider fanfiction.

(On a side note, why is it that there are thirteen PAGES of fics for KR on ff.net, but only three FICS total for Riptide on ff.net? I do not understand this--they both ran for three seasons and had decent ratings. This just mystifies me, that the general public remembers KR, but not Riptide.)

• Have you ever wondered what it would have been like if Garth Knight had a daughter? No, can't say that I have. Hidden in the Knight is a story about Garth Knight's daughter and her struggle to find out who she really is. The title makes me think of MPreg, honestly.


• Knight of the KAMO is the only true fan fiction that jup has written and it can only be found here. Uh...are there lots of jup imitators? And there's a link provided that shows, I am not making this up, the raw data results of the fight scene between RCIII and Roy. I designed a program that creates a combat scene between two people and used it to write this fight scene with. *blinks* KITT FANFIC FIGHTS = SRS BZNS, Y'ALL.


• Shatner/Hasselhoff '08! Very funny political parody site.


• She had her first experience at driving KITT and used the queerest button that made them go over three hundred miles an hour.


• Nor could [a casual observer] spot the Artificial Intelligence currently in control of the modified Trans Am as it cruised along at a sedate 55 mph. Well, I'm not certain anyone could actually see AI and make a distinction between it, say, and the innards of a Simon Says game, honestly. It's not like it would look like a brain made of glowing circuits. Unless it's in a movie.


• Quantum Leap crossover.


• "Come here." the starngly calm voice said. Look, I know it's a typo, but I really did read it phonetically at first and couldn't figure out what it meant. And now I wish it really were a word.


• Oh, I am in so over my head in this one. There's a seventeen year old Mary Sue, and KITT is waaay too solicitous about her, even paging Michael on his wristwatch communicator when they're in a hotel room so he can say goodnight to her, even though they've only known her for five hours at this point. WTF. Apparently there are new levels of Sueness for me to explore in this fandom. Not only can Mary Sue charm the man, she can wrap the car around her little pinky. lol.


• Chrys smiled slightly as she slipped behind the wheel and took the round device in her hands. IT IS OKAY TO REPEAT THE WORD "WHEEL" IN A SENTENCE.


• V crossover.


• Knight Rider vs. Borg story. I was completely unprepared for this. KITT: "Michael, they're just cyborgs. I've already got the answer. I can connect to their central processors using this new data link dart that Bonnie installed into me this morning." And, KITT aims and fires the data dart into the nearest Borg distribution Node.


• [KITT:] Perhaps, you should request a week of vacation time from Devon to get over the depression I detect you have. KITT has sensors for that?

Comments

[lady-branwyn.livejournal.com]

Yay! More fanfic summaries!
Nor could [a casual observer] spot the Artificial Intelligence currently in control of the modified Trans Am as it cruised along at a sedate 55 mph.
Only a computer would drive a Trans Am at the speed limit.
Chrys smiled slightly as she slipped behind the wheel and took the round device in her hands. IT IS OKAY TO REPEAT THE WORD "WHEEL" IN A SENTENCE.
Bwahaha! How could we rewrite this? "took the leather-wrapped hoop in her hands" "took the round device that rested on the steering column which in turn connected to the rack and pinion steering system that turned the car in her hands"

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Only a computer would drive a Trans Am at the speed limit.

Especially a black, souped-up Trans Am.

Bwahaha! How could we rewrite this? "took the leather-wrapped hoop in her hands" "took the round device that rested on the steering column which in turn connected to the rack and pinion steering system that turned the car in her hands"

LOL!! And your versions are more intriguing than the fics...lol.

[ellid.livejournal.com]

Oh, you don't know the half of it.

Check this out.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

There are so many archives--wow. I haven't seen this one yet, but I will definitely weed through and see what I can find. Thank you so much for the link!

[todayiamadaisy]

'Starngly' should be a word! Perhaps you could try to spread it like a meme: you use it, everyone who sees it has to use it and so on.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oooh! It would be a starngly virus! I like it.

[rexluscus.livejournal.com]

New rule of fanfic: there is always a Quantum Leap crossover. :)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*snort* Yes, I think you are completely right. I've read a Riptide/QL crossover, and Riptide fics are scarce. LOL!

[catyah.livejournal.com]

I'm simultaneously loving this post and hoping that you won't be finding stuff like this in my Riptide fics!

:: hides, but grins at the same time ::

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'd ever be able to do a Riptide summary post--there isn't enough badfic, lol. And I don't think enough people are familiar with the characters, sadly enough.

(And you should know that you are so far from badfic that there's no way I could include you, lol!)

[cordeliadelayne]

IT IS OKAY TO REPEAT THE WORD "WHEEL" IN A SENTENCE.

Hee hee! Another excellent selection.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much, I'm glad that you approve!! ;)

And I'm fearing that this is just the tip of the iceberg...hee!

[verdenia.livejournal.com]

OMG LOL~ Hee. ;p

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Aren't these crazy?

Wait 'til you see the NEXT batch. *shivers*