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valis2 ([personal profile] valis2) wrote2005-03-05 10:47 pm

For brave, brave [profile] privatemaladict...

The only fragment I have that is not part of the original story...I bring to you...the Earthmother, in all her Mary Sue glory.

(I wrote this when I was 14 or 15.)

An Earth Mother fragment that barely makes sense to me, and I wrote it

Disclaimer: No mistakes have been corrected. It is exactly as originally typed. And it's pretty awful. Oh, and Alyhz=Earthmother=Earthgoddess=Mary Sue.

Istejumm ascended to the throne. The meeting of the Akkeron Order had begun.

"Fellow warriors," said Istejumm. "Today marks the first day of our independence from the other Orders. Today was our first day apart from the other gods and goddesses. It is a day of celebration, a day of feasting. Truly we are a powerful faction within the universe, one to be reckoned with. We have successfully taken our own plane!"

All of the Akkeron stood and cheered.

"This is our Plane. None may enter without our express permission, none may leave without an escort. We are supreme on this plane. The Iyss Planes are ours!"

Again the Akkeron cheered.

"And now, to beging the celebration, is Liotoyya, who has ventured to the farthest planes and realms to bring us food and drink that compare to none. She has brought wine from Amber, trout from Earth, even a strange beer imported from the trees of Rushmon. Enjoy!"

The Akkeron Order cheered, and began a party like none other.


Meanwhile, far distant from the Iyss Planes, The Byssos Order gathered. All were present when Azrilm, God of Order, arrived and called out the names of the gods. Alyhz stood and adressed the assembled Order.

"Fellow gods," she said clearly. "As of late we have seen many factions choose to take over their own plane and rule it by themselves, letting no one in or out. Not only is this stupid, it endangers us all. Soon we will find everone kicked out of all of the planes, with only a handful of gods ruling it all. We must not succumb to the temptation. The Plane of the Gods is good enough for us all."

"Even when the other gods listen in?" asked Infinn angrily. "I am tired of having to go through elaborate defenses to insure that our privacy is kept. Why don't we just take the Kayos Planes? Nobody lives there anyways. There are six of them. We could live in peace."

"That is wrong and you know it," shot Alyhz. "We cannot just grab a plane and lock ourselves away. We have too much to do."

"At least we will have the secuirity to di it," shot Infinn. "Weren't you attacked last week by Yurever?"

Alyhz glowered. "That has nothing to do with having our own plane! We were all of the Plane of the Gods when that happened for a great meeting between all. Even if we had our own plane I would have been there. I am asking you all, for safety's sake, do not pursue your own pipe dreams!"

"Oh, c'mon Alyhz," said Infinn, leaning back on his couch. "You just want to leave those planes free so your pet Travelers can settle there and live their lives out."

Alyhz turned white. "You devil---"

"That's it isn't it?" he said, leaning forward. "You want the Kayos Planes for the Travelers! I knew there was some reason for your disgust at the Akkeron Order."

"You son of a serpent," roared Alyhz. "If you weren't of my Order I'd have thrown you across the room by now! You are speaking ridiculously. The Travelers are limited to earthly planets only. They cannot travel between the planes, or on them. For them to live within them is preposterous."

"But you would find a way, Earthmother," said Infinn, his eyes gleaming. "You would find a way, and put them on it. I know you, witch; do not forget that I have watched you very closely this past millenium."

"And I created you, you bastard," she spat. "I know you up and down. I wish I had destroy ed you when I had the chance so many years ago. You are a cunning weasel, and one day you will kill someone or somebody, and they will come back to life and kill you."

"Oh, don't make stupid prophecies," said Infinn, pretending to be bored. "You think you're so high and mighty, so above everyone else. You're not, Alyhz. You have weak points, just like everybody else. And here's a little prohecy of my own: one day it will be me holding all of the marbles, and I will let you slip out of my grasp into the Void."

The eyes of the Earthgoddess began to glow with a hellish light. "You cannot threaten me," she said very slowly.

"And why not?" tauted Infinn. "You are just like everybody else."

"Because I created this universe. Because I created you. What is done can always be undone. I can go back in time and destroy you, and you would simply cease to exist, never to be brought to life. Ever. You are only a figment of my imagination. WIthout me, you would be only a vacuum without substance, or a body to live in---you would simply not be." Her eyes glowed brighter.

"This meeting is over," boomed Azrilm.

Alyhz vanished, leaving a stunned Infinn in her wake.

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The idea that a supreme being would need a couch to sit on in an elemental plane is quite amusing. The worst has to be her little Sue fit at the end. Ugh...this stings! Enjoy, [livejournal.com profile] privatemaladict.

[identity profile] privatemaladict.livejournal.com 2005-03-06 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh, but it's quite splendid, in its own way. There's a certain charm to this sort of writing: when you're young enough to let your imagination run wild, without ever feeling the need to explain things.

You've inspired me. I think I'll see about digging up some of my own atrocious creations. I am secretly rather fond of some of them. :)

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2005-03-06 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I was afraid of attempting to run the spell checker...it might have exploded with all of the insane names involved. ;)

I can't wait to see your own Earthmother-Sue! w00t!

[identity profile] privatemaladict.livejournal.com 2005-03-06 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Boy-saviour of the universe is posted. Read at your own risk!

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2005-03-06 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
*gallops off wildly*

[identity profile] b2wm.livejournal.com 2005-03-06 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
If Earthmother weren't so delusional, this would be a decent start to an original universe. Now you guys have inspired me to dig up my old Sue... You've gotten a meme going... ;)

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2005-03-06 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha-ha! Sues, Sues...bring out your Sues...

[identity profile] aerynstales.livejournal.com 2005-03-06 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man...you so don't ever ever want to see my Sues...they're really really bad, and all burried in my back garden with "Hazard: Toxic Substance" labels.

[identity profile] agatha-s.livejournal.com 2005-03-08 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I like the idea of a god on a couch! :) This made me look at some things I wrote when I was 14 and they turned out to be very entertaining.

[identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com 2005-03-08 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you must share!

*sings* "She's going to tell...she's going to tell..."