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mctabby, who yanked it from laurelwood
This is quite amusing...
Build-a-Snape
1. Physique a. emaciated, b. lean but well-muscled
2. The Reason for His Greasiness e. hereditary from his mother
3. His Bits e. our secret
4. His Sexual History e. a great many non-consensual encounters, but nothing else
5. His Sexual Prowessb. mostly inexperienced, yet with obvious innate talent
6. His Private Quarters b. Millions and millions of books, plus spare-but-elegant furnishings
7. His Bedsheets e. Scratchy but satisfying once they are thrown out and the house-elves bring new ones
8. His Lamentable Past a. abused by parents, b. abused by Voldemort, c. abused by Lucius, f. abused by self (but not a lot)
9. What Color is His Parachute After the War? b. independent potions research, d. lives as a hermit, wandering the moors and thinking bitter thoughts
10. His Drink of Choice a. firewhisky
11. His Leisure Pursuits d. has no leisure time- it's all spent spying. See the circles under his eyes?
12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes; Supple Leather Boots and: f. black billowing robe
13. His Undergarments e. boxers, greying
14. Optional Features k. if you bring your enemies to him he'll take care of them
Build-a-Snape
1. Physique a. emaciated, b. lean but well-muscled
2. The Reason for His Greasiness e. hereditary from his mother
3. His Bits e. our secret
4. His Sexual History e. a great many non-consensual encounters, but nothing else
5. His Sexual Prowessb. mostly inexperienced, yet with obvious innate talent
6. His Private Quarters b. Millions and millions of books, plus spare-but-elegant furnishings
7. His Bedsheets e. Scratchy but satisfying once they are thrown out and the house-elves bring new ones
8. His Lamentable Past a. abused by parents, b. abused by Voldemort, c. abused by Lucius, f. abused by self (but not a lot)
9. What Color is His Parachute After the War? b. independent potions research, d. lives as a hermit, wandering the moors and thinking bitter thoughts
10. His Drink of Choice a. firewhisky
11. His Leisure Pursuits d. has no leisure time- it's all spent spying. See the circles under his eyes?
12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes; Supple Leather Boots and: f. black billowing robe
13. His Undergarments e. boxers, greying
14. Optional Features k. if you bring your enemies to him he'll take care of them
no subject
no subject
LOL! This is fun!
More silly stuff
I have some enemies that Snape can take care of. Really.
Re: More silly stuff
There's this Breaking Benjamin song that has the line
Bring me your enemies
Lay them before me
And walk away
It always makes me think of him.