Yanked from mctabby, who yanked it from laurelwood

[valis2]

This is quite amusing...


Build-a-Snape

1. Physique a. emaciated, b. lean but well-muscled

2. The Reason for His Greasiness e. hereditary from his mother

3. His Bits e. our secret

4. His Sexual History e. a great many non-consensual encounters, but nothing else

5. His Sexual Prowessb. mostly inexperienced, yet with obvious innate talent

6. His Private Quarters b. Millions and millions of books, plus spare-but-elegant furnishings

7. His Bedsheets e. Scratchy but satisfying once they are thrown out and the house-elves bring new ones

8. His Lamentable Past a. abused by parents, b. abused by Voldemort, c. abused by Lucius, f. abused by self (but not a lot)

9. What Color is His Parachute After the War? b. independent potions research, d. lives as a hermit, wandering the moors and thinking bitter thoughts

10. His Drink of Choice a. firewhisky

11. His Leisure Pursuits d. has no leisure time- it's all spent spying. See the circles under his eyes?

12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes; Supple Leather Boots and: f. black billowing robe

13. His Undergarments e. boxers, greying

14. Optional Features k. if you bring your enemies to him he'll take care of them

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3. His Bits e. our secret

LOL! This is fun!