valismort commands you...

[valis2]

...to eat some chocolate.

Unless you'll die if you eat chocolate. In that case you should just find the dessert of your choice.

Just goes to show what a kind-hearted supreme evil 'tator I am.

Comments

[cordelia_v]

Ah, the Dark Lady. All will love her, and despair!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Mmm! Despair tastes just like chocolate, you know.

[jen-deben.livejournal.com]

Oh great and benevolent one,

Is it permissible for we abject minions to drink our chocolate?

I had just stuck a mug of cocoa into the microwave, the moment before your irresistable will was revealed to me.

*genuflects repeatedly*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Drinking chocolate is quite acceptible. And tasty!

Chocolate-scented candles are right out, however.

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

*hears and obeys her dark ladiness*

I just ate a large bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream...hope that counts. Mmmm chocolate and mint....

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I approve entirely. Chocolate chips are lovely and eeeeeeevil.

[chrysantza.livejournal.com]

And Squirrelmort commands you to give him walnuts. Lots of walnuts!

And chocolate...mmmchocolate...I would eat it even without Supreme Dictators telling me to! Right now I'm scarfing Thin Mints.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

We could compromise and insist upon chocolate-covered walnuts.

Thin Mints! Terrific! And...deeeelicious.

[cactus-wren.livejournal.com]

Well what a coincidence. I had a few pieces of chocolate earlier tonight and was feeling guilty. But now that's it's an order, I can throw that guilt away. Heh.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Guilt? about eating chocolate? Surely you jest.

[sigune.livejournal.com]

We worship you, o splediferous Valismort!!

[sigune.livejournal.com]

(Well, there's an 'n' missing of course... That's what I get for attempting to use difficult words. Please don't kick your servant, your grace!)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Proper spelling is not as important as deciding Milk, White, or Dark.

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

O Glorious One, I tremble beneath your gaze and report that I duly had 2 chocolatey ice-cream bars last night.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Fantastic! That's awesome!! Oops, I mean, Well done, faithful Death Eater.

[serpenatrix.livejournal.com]

ROTFL! ... er... I mean, your wish is my command! *bows*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Let the Chocolate Fiesta commence!

[aramintasnape.livejournal.com]

If only all commands were so enjoyable to follow ;))

*has been eating Cadburys all day* ;)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yes, it was rather easy. I had a couple Lindt truffles, m'self, that were left over from Christmas. Mmmm!