valismort commands you...

[valis2]

...to eat some chocolate.

Unless you'll die if you eat chocolate. In that case you should just find the dessert of your choice.

Just goes to show what a kind-hearted supreme evil 'tator I am.

Comments

[jen-deben.livejournal.com]

Oh great and benevolent one,

Is it permissible for we abject minions to drink our chocolate?

I had just stuck a mug of cocoa into the microwave, the moment before your irresistable will was revealed to me.

*genuflects repeatedly*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Drinking chocolate is quite acceptible. And tasty!

Chocolate-scented candles are right out, however.