Funny titles

[valis2]

The Complete Guide To Clothing Charms: Billowing, Billowing, and More Billowing"

"How to Win Death Eater Loyalties and Influence a Homicidal Maniac Boss Who's Partially Lizard Without Getting Turned Inside Out"

"The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Spies"

"Pride and Prejudice: A Guide To Purebloods"

"The Manor of Seven Gables: The Malfoys' Rise to Power"

"A Tale of Two Centaurs"

"The Sound and the Fury: A Guide To Creating Thunderstorms"

"100 Spells of Solitude: How to Keep Your Privacy"

"Remembrance of Things Past: Mnemonic Spells and Their Uses"

"Severus Snape and the Philosopher's Stone"

"Heart of Darkness: Voldemort's New Reign of Terror"

"Knockturn Alley, Yours: A Guide to Getting the Best Prices Possible"

"The Importance of Being Earnest: A Guide to Occlumency"

"To Kill a Mockingbird: Uses for Avian Essences in Potions"

"At Play in the Fields of the Dark Lord: A Death Eater's Memoir"

"A Farewell to Arms: How to Deal With Nasty Dismemberment Hexes"

ETA: This was supposed to be an entry on quirkyhpshorts (here, if you're interested)! Sorry about that. :)

Comments

[sylvadin.livejournal.com]

Some great book titles! Too bad they'll never be sold at Barnes&Noble...

I'm particularly intrigued (amused) by the 'A Farewell to Arms', 'To Kill a Mockingbird', and 'The Importance of Being Earnest' volumes.

[atdt1991.livejournal.com]

"A Farewell to Arms: How to Deal With Nasty Dismemberment Hexes"

That is just too much. *gives you a gold star*

[lfire1.livejournal.com]

"A Farewell to Arms: How to Deal With Nasty Dismemberment Hexes"

LOL!! Love it...

Great Quirk...shall give it a shot!

[absurdwords.livejournal.com]

"The Importance of Being Earnest: A Guide to Occlumency"

"To Kill a Mockingbird: Uses for Avian Essences in Potions"

*dies*

[vanityfair00.livejournal.com]

These are fun! I especially like A Farewell to Arms. I think Snape might also have copies of...

"Little Women: Shrinking Potions Gone Bad."

"The Jungle Book: A Guide for More Exotic Potions Ingredients"

"The War of the Worlds: A Comprehensive History of Muggle/Magic Relations"

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

You inspired me to drabble. Screwed-up entries are goooood.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Hee...glad you like! If you want to contribute any more, just head over to this thread (http://www.livejournal.com/community/quirkyhpshorts/33066.html) at quirkyhpshorts.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*dances around with star*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh, how awesome! Looking forward to it!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*revives* Add your own...you know you want to! :)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

bwa haha!! I love the Little Women one.

Have you joined quirkyhpshorts yet? You can post yours there in the thread (http://www.livejournal.com/community/quirkyhpshorts/33066.html) or make your own entry. :)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Ooh, can't wait to see! *runs off to quirky*

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

Under the Useless Phrases challenge, and I'll be posting at bellatwisted shortly.

[saruwatari.livejournal.com]

"A Farewell to Arms: How to Deal With Nasty Dismemberment Hexes"

I just shrieked out loud at that one.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*snort* I'm so glad you laughed, I loved putting together this entry!

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