Funny picture I took today

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Marketing to pirates? It's heart-warming to see a florist explore a niche market like this. It's about time, too. I mean, everybody knows a pirate, and they have galleons to spend, right?

I also must admit that for most of the ride to the cemetery (after seeing the sign) I was thinking about writing a short story, wherein every husband who went to the florist would suddenly be transformed into a pirate.

I can imagine the 911 call from the wife...

"The pillaging was tolerable, and the ravishing was a bonus...but he just keel-hauled me, officer!"