That meme. That random, questioning meme.

[valis2]

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

Why would anneline go to heaven but serpenatrix go to hell?

Hmmm...I think that it's an unfair question, because anneline is a fic journal, and, well, if serpenatrix keeps up her naughty AR montages, not only will she go to a warm place, but she'll take everyone else with her, too.

Could you take musigneus in a fight?

Oh no. She'd turn into a fiery mouse and scorch my toe! Unfair advantage, that.

What would lizardspots and lberghol inherit from rickfan37's will?

hahaha! Several thousand pics of Trent Reznor.

Do you envy jen_deben's job?

I don't know what she does! But unless it involves conversing with Alan Rickman on a regular basis and putting Spike in chains, I don't think so.

Why shouldn't subrosax and ms_hecubus be a couple?

Actually, they would rock as a couple. They're quite similar in many ways. They both kick ass.

Where would you take luvboromir24601 on a vacation?

New Zealand, of course!

What kind of person would you set up with aphrodeia?

Someone who appreciates lovely singing.

What would deu_sex_machina be like on an LSD trip?

Who says it isn't on an LSD trip already?

djinniyah: ninja, pirate, monkey, or robot?

Ninja, oh, definitely.

Have you ever suspected blackletter of being a lifelike robot?

Sometimes. Except she has photos of herself. Though perhaps I just didn't spot her antenna.

What do you most envy about gypsyjolie?

Her lovely spirit.

What does lady_branwyn look for in a significant other?

The ability to accurately simulate combat from Lord of the Rings.

What happened the last time you and cantabile were hanging out together?

Oh, the usual, lampshades, a quart of tequila, and blue fuzzy socks.

What is absurdwords's religion?

She is a follower of the Woman/Egg on a High Wall religion. It's rather fascinating, really.

What is pandora_nervosa's favorite band?

Ghost of the Robot. ;)

What would your life be like if you had never met larilee?

I wouldn't have such a nice person to converse with online! And I wouldn't have such an appreciation for the Dragonspeak program.

What would happen if you were to date barda?

Who says we haven't? *grins*

When's the last time you saw trasenstine?

hmm...at Festival, just a month ago.

What four adjectives best describe nassima?

Talented, compassionate, smart, interesting.

What is snapes_patronus's favorite book?

Well, I hope it is a turn of the century encyclopedia that is winging its way towards her as we speak.

What hobby do you think ac1d6urn should take up?

She's already insanely following at least two that I can think of, and doing both of them amazingly well. I don't want to jinx it!

How many people has mimbulus seduced?

Hmm...that I have proof of? Well, that's our little secret, isn't it?

What is the most insightful thing you have heard snegurochka_lee say?

When she was illuminating us all about the inner workings of the White Castle Knights---oh, I guess I'm making that up.

Well, to tell you the truth, I just friended her. But she's been pretty insightful, so how can I narrow it down to just one thing?

Would privatemaladict look better not wearing pants, or not wearing a shirt?

haha! She would be equally lovely, I'm certain.

Did cactus_wren take the blue pill, or the red pill?

She took the...damnit, I can't remember which pill was what.

She took the pink one with the purple polka dots, though.

What historical figure does chocolate_limes most remind you of?

Dali.

Who would make a better window-washer, avus or junediamanti?

They would be very competitive about the entire thing, and then June would throw down her squeegee and wander off to write a Snape/Palpatine crossover, and avus would end up writing a philosophical entry wondering about the entire goal of washing windows.

Is aerynstales best described as a badger, a mushroom, or a snake?

Oh, badger, absolutely, hands down.

What would the minions of ziasudra_fic's army look like?

Harry Potter fans.

Does julian_black have a funny-shaped head or what?

I don't think so; I think she's lovely!

What do you think of when you see chrysantza?

I think of...exotic scents. And Spike in a bathtub.

How would blumsmile survive on a desert island?

In the most ethical, noble manner possible.

What would you most like to do with sapphiresnape?

Go shopping!

What is elddonnemar allergic to?

Hopefully not noodles.

After a cataclysmic war, whom would you pair with iibnf to repopulate the Earth?

Hmm...there aren't a lot of men on the list, but for the sake of making the species as witty and sarcastic as possible, mortifyd.

What do you find admirable about fernwithy?

Her continual desire to analyze things and come to a better understanding of the world around her.

Where did tapedeck go?

Somewhere with a ballpoint pen, I hope.

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

Comments

[absurdwords.livejournal.com]

She is a follower of the Woman/Egg on a High Wall religion. It's rather fascinating, really.

I used to be a FSM'er, but I converted recently to W/EoaHWism. This religion is for even flimsier moral standards and dressing up as a Mary Sue with a pink lightsaber.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I'm soundly behind any lightsaber wielding Mary Sue featuring religion. At least in theory.

[luvboromir24601.livejournal.com]

It would so kickass to go to New Zealand with you! Excellent choice! We'd be in Middle-earth (well, kind of)!

[snegurochka_lee]

Eep, I'm expected to be insightful on LJ?! No one told me. :) How insightful can someone be who writes werewolf porn in their spare time? :)

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

A badger?!

*stares*

A badger?!?!

*scratches head* Not that those were great choices. I hate mushrooms. And I'm not very serpentine.

But aren't badgers tetchy? *scratches head some more.*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Exactly!! It would be smashing.

We'd definitely have to invite the Bean.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, you are plenty insightful. *hugs* Even your pr0n is insightful!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Badgers are fluffy!! and EEEEEEEEVIIIILLLLL!!! Hence my pick.

lfire1 will surely agree!

*giggles*

Oh, and congrats to you on your win!!!

[serpenatrix.livejournal.com]

Yessss, we'll make a big happy family down there!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh, absolutely!! :) We'll all be in good company.

[cactus-wren.livejournal.com]

If you guys are going to NZand taking the Bean, I am SO stowing away in one of your suitcases.

I wonder when this pink polka dotted pill will wear off. * is tired of the fluffy pink bunny ears it gave her*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Aw, the bunny ears are adorable!

And I'm thinking of stashing the Snape in my carryon luggage. The flight is rather long, y'know...

[musigneus.livejournal.com]

You bet. Fear my teeny-tiny flames. ;)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I'd be running around, shouting and making a fool of myself as you set fire to the entire apartment. ;)

[cactus-wren.livejournal.com]

That's okay, I'll just tuck into luvboromir's suitcase. She doesn't need all those extra clothes anyway - especially if the Bean is coming along. *whistles as she tosses some more of Jenny's clothes out of the suitcase*