I love spam subject lines

[valis2]

Well, most of the time I do.

Today's included these winners:

A can in hoe hysterics

Hardly a day passes by that I'm not in hoe hysterics, honestly.

On wakeup in pinecone

Now that would be an uncomfortable moment.

and my personal favorite:

Matthew McConaughey has one

One what? Blender? Retirement plan? Sock drawer full of luminous minature goats?

Comments

[kitschicat.livejournal.com]

You *so* need to submit these to Spamusement (http://spamusement.com/)! :D

[aphrodeia.livejournal.com]

Matthew McConaughey has one

Whatever it is, I'd like to see it. Please.

*leers*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

haha! Now there's a site I could waste hours on. heh.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Yes, that was my very first thought as well. ;) After that Stetson (http://www.matthewmcconaughey.net/stetsonadmcconaughey.html) ad, I'd like to see more, oh yes.

[snapesforte.livejournal.com]

On wakeup in pinecone

Now that would be an uncomfortable moment.


Yes, I think I read about that once, in the library at Hogwarts.

*sniggers*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

ha! Exactly.

Too bad it wasn't a pineapple I could have made a SpongeBob joke.