Brought to you by this morning's dream

[valis2]

How to play the Cabbage Patch Kid Lord Voldemort game


• Gather four to six players together. Open the box, which comes with a die, a Cabbage Patch Kid Lord Voldemort doll, a pink set of baby pajamas, and craft supplies.


• Each player rolls the die. Highest score gets the first chance to grab the Cabbage Patch Kid Lord Voldemort. Other players can attempt a steal, however.


• The player who successfully holds on to the Cabbage Patch Kid Lord Voldemort runs off into another room with the craft supplies. He or she must not be within sight of the other players.


• The Cabbage Patch Kid Lord Voldemort proudly displays his Dark Mark on his left forearm. The player's job is to use the provided sequins, paint, paper, glue, scissors, sparklies, and ribbon to obscure the original Mark and draw attention to a new Mark that he or she creates. While waiting, the other players can discuss what really happened at Godric's Hollow.


• Once finished, the player dresses Cabbage Patch Kid Lord Voldemort in the pink pajamas and brings him out to the other players.


• The decorator receives a score based upon how many players he or she is able to fool with the new Mark. Other players score by finding the original Mark.


• Start over again by having each of the players roll the die.


• Player with the highest score at the end of the entire gaming session wins.

I swear I did not ingest any illegal or strictly controlled substances before I went to bed last night.

Comments

[atdt1991.livejournal.com]

only because fanfic isn't strictly controlled. ;)

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

That is an awesome dream!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

ahahah!

I would need a twelve step program for sure. *laughs*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hee! I actually woke up and ended up getting to the computer just so I could type it all out and remember it.

The weird thing was that the original Dark Mark was this glittery "M". No skull or snake. It was the Glam Mark! hahaha.

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

Glam Mark, tee hee! That was just the symbol of his new power funk band.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Voldie and the New York Cabbage Patch Dolls.

bwahahaha!

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[ziasudra-fic.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

You dreamt this? Wow.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Yes, the whole thing! Absolutely insane, eh? I'm still giggling.

[agatha-s.livejournal.com]

:D
Makes much more sense than most dreams! Was Cabbage Patch Kid Lord Voldemort cute?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, LV was quite cute, except for some strange reason he had hair, which isn't very canon-based, I suppose. Plus the Mark was a glittery M with nary a skull or serpent in sight.

[gypsyjolie.livejournal.com]

The player's job is to use the provided sequins, paint, paper, glue, scissors, sparklies, and ribbon to obscure the original Mark and draw attention to a new Mark that he or she creates.

That is the most cracktastic dream ever. I love your imagination.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Isn't that insane?! I wish you could have seen it. You would have snorted.

[rickfan37.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHH!!
*wipes tears of mirth*
That is next Christmas's bestseller, guaranteed.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*grins* Arts and crafts and...Lord Voldemort! What's not to like? *laughs*

*hugs*

[athenakt.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

Amusing as heck. Perhaps this can be done IRL as a sort of drinking game; i.e. everyone gets plastered first.

... It could work.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yes, it would be pretty funny, eh?

I wouldn't mind playing a round or two. ;)

Good to see you online!