valismort commands you

[valis2]

...pasta.

That is all.

Oh, and have you seen our glorious organization yet?

Comments

[blackletter]

erm...is rice close enough?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh, it'll do, in a pinch. ;) I suppose I could expand it to all carbohydrates...

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

If only Valismort had commanded before I ate that bowl of clam chowder!!! *wails*

Though...it did have potatoes...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Potatoes? Hmmm...that does sound tasty. I approve!

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

*is very relieved*

It was very tasty and from a little pub across the street.

*toddles off to find something sinful for dessert*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Dessert? Even better!

[jen-deben.livejournal.com]

Erm...can those minions with wheat allergies get away with, y'know, seducing and corrupting an innocent box of pasta, turning its life into a downward spiral of hopelessnes and depravity, rather than eating it?

Would that be Evil enough for the great Valismort?

*cringes*

[sigune.livejournal.com]

Ah, well... There will be nothing for it than to obey, will there?

*is your loyal servant*

(Myum.)

[chocolate-limes.livejournal.com]

Many have asked why, if there are so many different shapes of pasta why no one has made Potter-shaped pasta.


The answer is, they did, once. And I ate them ALL.

BWAUH HA HA HA HA

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

Cheese ravioli?

Or would your prefer gyoza, O Dark One?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

That would do nicely! Just make certain that you wave a valismort picture at it while you're in the process. We want it to know who's behind this terrible temptation!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*applauds* Excellent. My plan is working...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Either one is so lovely and filled with pillowy Evil that I approve of both!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I'll bet you didn't have to add any oil to the Snape pasta.

[chocolate-limes.livejournal.com]

MEEEEEEAAAN! Mean, yet hilarious! XD

Your wit is as rapier as ever, my Lord Valismort...

[mariannelee.livejournal.com]

How did I miss that? You've outdone yourself.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hee! See, this is why there is no new chapter of tLS...*sigh*

Though I am at least 2/3rds done with it! hooray!

And I've nearly finished plotting out the last chapters! hooray!

Now I just need to actually sit down and WRITE.

[jen-deben.livejournal.com]

*waves a Lionsmooches pic at her box of KD"

*KD trembles*