Attempting to find the crazy D & D/Native American cats with heart-shaped floating balloons fic.

I am not finding the horrible drawings I made in seventh grade that were the genesis for this particularly bizarre chapter in a long Mary Sue fic. They might be in a notebook. I am afraid I might have thrown them out. I'm starting to wonder. I swear I've looked at them recently. I could probably reproduce a reasonable facsimile, as my drawing skills have not improved one whit since the seventh grade.

I did, however, find a piece of homework with a grade of "D", accompanied by a note to "have signed [by parent] by 4/15/83". I apparently never had it signed.

I am in so much trouble.

hahahahahahaha...

...hahaha...*gasp*...hahahahaha...

I've found them.

Oh, they are horrible.

They are sillier and more awful than I remember.

And there are twenty-one drawings, all progressing in some sort of demented storyline to a non-existent conclusion.

They're far more violent than I remember as well. I may have to put a PG-13 or R rating on them. I'll definitely have to label each drawing with its appropriate eleven-year-old-me title. Not that it will make more sense, honestly.

I can't possibly inflict all twenty-one on you. Even privatemaladict and bootstrapbetti, who actually want to see them, would sue me for mental anguish.

Tomorrow I'll scan in some of them and put them up.

G'night, flist...