I refuse to make more puns with Knight and Rider.

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• [From a fanpage:] Latest News on the Knight Rider movie is that filming will begin the summer of 2006 and will be released in December 2006. Hey, David, if you need a writer to help with the movie script I'm available! Who better to help with the script then someone who's building their very own KITT!


• " She lives ," the dark, mephistophelian voice of KARR informed him. Oooh! That naughty KARR!


• [Author's note: Just a brief fanfic I made on my own... Enjoy! So no other fanfic authors were harmed in the making of this story?


• There was an immeasurable pause before Kitt answered quietly.


• X-Men crossover. Both Michael and KITT are mutants. How can KITT possibly be a mutant, you ask? I'm not asking.


• He got no response, just a trio of serious glances. They listened.


• Smallville crossover.


• Unfortunately for him, the man was gaining. In quick glances backward, Michael could see that he was young and fit. O RLY, Michael?


• One fic gives all of the characters super-edgy names like Trek and Plato. Of course, then I'm skimming the fic and I see the dialogue, "He was singing with Plato?" and my mind kind of makes a pretzel shape.


• The following code inscriptions can only be read by your eyes, you of all people know this all ready.
  
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• I looked up to see a blood red ’09 Camaro and a furious man. The Camaro turns out to be named KIARR. Which stands for Knight Industries Automated Rogue Robot. Apparently Knight Industries knew that the car was going to take off at some point in the future and terrorize the landscape so they helpfully gave it a name for that ahead of time. Oh, and there's another vehicle named KNIGHT only I can't remember what it stands for and I'm too lazy to cut and paste.


• Okay, now I've found KAM and KIFT--you are all just making these up, aren't you?


• Nicholas sighed. "Karr discovered that he can influence my mind when my guard is down. He can't make me do things, but he can suggest something and right now he is suggesting that my body gives in and surrenders."


• Kitt wants some answers, unfortunately, Michael is more interested in playing games.


• "This ain't you're fathers Knight Rider. It's you're father's Knight Rider...on acid."