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It's finally happened. Parental units are gone, Husband's grandmother left, Sister and her boyfriend have eaten their share of leftovers for lunch and left...

...and it's just us. squee!

I mean, I really miss my parents already, but it's nice not to have to worry about what I'm reading because my dad's at the desk next to me and can look over at any time. heh. We have enough leftovers for...everyone. Seriously. My mom cooked about twice what thirteen people could have realistically eaten. We have enough for the next few days. I'm sad to say that there definitely will be some things which end up in the garbage, unfortunately. She made two green bean casseroles, and only about a third of one was actually eaten, and no one wanted them as leftovers. grah. But for the most part, we will be able to plow through it, I think. *nodnod*

Back to the X-files fun!

Oh HEY, riddle me this, peoples--I have found SO MUCH bad pr0n, and I probably have enough to do an X-rated entry of badfic pr0n lines. It will (of course) be cut and have warnings. But I hesitate--I've never done anything like that in my journal. Show of hands for people who would want to read this, because if no one wants it, I won't.

Please let me know if you'd like to see an entry like that. Thank you!

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Date: 2009-11-28 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catyah.livejournal.com
Congrats on surviving the holidays!!

I think you should post that entry that you're talking about. Your LJ, your decision, remember.

Also, you could mail the green beans to me -- I LOVE that casserole. *yum yum!*

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Date: 2009-11-28 08:54 pm (UTC)
marginaliana: Buddy the dog carries Bobo the toy (Default)
From: [personal profile] marginaliana
Yay home alone! *rejoices with you*

I, for one, would love a badfic pron lines post.

*still needs a Mulder icon*

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Date: 2009-11-28 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idleleaves.livejournal.com
I'd love to see a bunch of bad pr0n lines, personally. =D

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Date: 2009-11-28 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
I'm so glad to still be alive! And now I can catch up with my phone friends. I've been cut off for a week, lol.

I really waffle about posting it--if no one wants to see it, you know, I would rather avoid it. Makes me feel unclean, lol. But if people would be amused, then I'll do it, y'know? It's just--so raunchy.

If there were a way, I would SO send it to you, seriously. Er, I mean, the green bean casseroles. lol

And I'm writing another Riptide ficlet! Should be up v soon.
Edited Date: 2009-11-28 09:30 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2009-11-28 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
I saw your entry and totally commiserated. hee!! *rejoicingly hugs*

Really? You want it? Dude, it's scary, for realz. But for you, I will start compiling it. :) *hugs*

And yes, you really need a Mulder icon!

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Date: 2009-11-28 09:29 pm (UTC)
hardboiledbaby: (ASJ curry smirk)
From: [personal profile] hardboiledbaby
*waves hands wildly*
Smut so bad that it's hilarious? Bring it on! :)

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Date: 2009-11-28 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
You would be in heaven here, I swear. Two of them! lol.

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Date: 2009-11-28 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Really? All right, then, I think I'll do it! :)

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Date: 2009-11-28 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Dude, this stuff is HILARIOUS. I will definitely have to do it, then. :)

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Date: 2009-11-28 09:34 pm (UTC)
ext_9278: traffic sign reading Go Slow Geeks Crossing Ahead (Gen Geeks Crossing)
From: [identity profile] sara-merry99.livejournal.com
::waves hand::

OoooohOoooh! I would totally read that!

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Date: 2009-11-28 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arouette.livejournal.com
**raises hand**

((Bonus points for wince-worthy Gunmen moments - if you have any lying about handy, that is...))

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Date: 2009-11-28 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Seriously?! Awesome! Because I have found some REALLY appalling stuff. Seriously.

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Date: 2009-11-28 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
omg, your icon. omg. Guh.

Fabulous, then I'll definitely have to pull out all the stops! And I'll make a special effort for Gunmen--but it seems like most people who are writing Gunmen are a little above average so far. *nodnod*

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Date: 2009-11-28 10:12 pm (UTC)
jekesta: Houlihan with her hat and mask. (Angus omg)
From: [personal profile] jekesta
who would want to read this

\o

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Date: 2009-11-28 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
hee!! All righty then, I will get right on this!

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Date: 2009-11-29 12:41 am (UTC)

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Date: 2009-11-29 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Excellent! I should have known you'd vote for peen.

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Date: 2009-11-29 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] florence-craye.livejournal.com
YES YES YESSSS!!!

Will you be including any from Scully/Mulder fics? XD (not that I love that pairing or anything... heh heh)

mmmm, I love green bean casserole. MMM!

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Date: 2009-11-29 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpear.livejournal.com
I vote yes for the bad p0rn lines. :D

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Date: 2009-11-29 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Really?! Awesome!!! I will definitely have to do it, based on the reaction.

And I doubt that I will be including S/M. So sorry. I don't click on those often, but I might try a few that seem like train wrecks. hee!

Wish I could mail you the green bean casserole.

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Date: 2009-11-29 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Are you serious?! You really want to see them?

Well, you're in luck. I've begun an entry. I went back and spent twenty minutes finding the two worst lines that I read last week, and now going forward I'm going to collect them. lol.

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Date: 2009-11-29 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpear.livejournal.com
I'm always serious when it comes to bad p0rn. :D

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Date: 2009-11-29 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Well, all righty then! I shall endeavor to provide.

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Date: 2009-11-29 04:03 am (UTC)
cordelia_v: my default icon (Candy)
From: [personal profile] cordelia_v
Is this a trick question or something? Of course we want it!

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Date: 2009-11-29 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
hahaha!

I've already compiled about a third of an entry. Dude, this stuff is horrible. I hope you're ready for it!!

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Date: 2009-11-29 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-branwyn.livejournal.com
Did the green bean casserole have those French-fried onions on top? The ones in the funky little can? In which case, I am getting in the car and driving to your house. Now. :D
I am afraid that I never followed X-files, so the awfulness of the badfic would probably be wasted on me.

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Date: 2009-11-29 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Yes, it did, the cans of green beans, the cans of the French-fried onions, absolutely. C'mon over! There's plenty. *giant hugs*

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Date: 2009-11-30 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddmonster.livejournal.com
Awesome icon.

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Date: 2009-11-30 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
hee! I love my shouty lion. *snuggles*

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Date: 2009-12-01 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bookwench2096.livejournal.com
Banging fists on desk: We want bad pr0n, we want bad pr0n!

(I hope I wasn't too vague with my desires...)

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Date: 2009-12-02 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
hahaha! Yes, the weasels were baring their pointy fangs. I get the picture!

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Date: 2009-12-02 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fer-de-lance.livejournal.com
It's probably too late now, but yes, I would totally read that. :D

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Date: 2009-12-02 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
I'm about halfway done compiling the first X-rated entry. I really wish I'd decided to do this sooner--there were some gems I will never be able to find again. I did relocate the two best ones (after twenty minutes of searching), so that's good, at least.

Hopefully I'll have it ready in a week or so. :)

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