Yanked from shezan

[valis2]

If any of these men showed up on my doorstep one evening...

Shag in bold.
Shag after a few drinks in italics.
Shag me not (or don't know them) left alone.

1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! HELL YES!
13. John Hannah Oh, come to me, you know you want to...
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo DiCaprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden ABSOLUTELY!!
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman Only as Wolverine, though.
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham ALL NIGHT!
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen Right here, ON THE TABLE!
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson Oh, yes. And the bro. Mmm. Luke. Owen. Delish.
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs Are you kidding? Of COURSE.
87. Alan Rickman You don't even have to ask. YES YES YES
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland Oh, yes.
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zack Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Adrien Brody

Thanks for completely derailing me, shezan...

Comments

[morricone1900.livejournal.com]

lol! where did the original list come from?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

It could take years to find out. shezan is who I stole this one from...

[shezan.livejournal.com]

And you've left me darling Jonathan Rhys-Meyers! Your kindness knows no bounds!

(Just thought I'd share what you're missing...)

[shezan.livejournal.com]

Dunno. Stole it from trianne and baranduin...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Zeus! That leaves little to the imagination. Or, I suppose, one hopes it's "big" for the imagination...

Wow.

[lfire1.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!
Wow...stick you in a Mummy Movie and you'd be a Happy Bunny!!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! I love the Mummy...And if you toss in Arnold Vosloo I can die a happy woman.

I wrote a bit of Mummy!fic...I used to be so into that fandom...hee!

[lfire1.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah?! Hee hee!
Me too!!
Brendan and Oded....droooooool.....
I have a stonking great one sheet Poster from the first movie framed and hanging on my wall, it looks fab.
And as for the fic...yep, I wrote some too. Think it's still up at FF.net.
Big sweeping Epic thing I had planned...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Let's see...

Ardeth Bay short ficlets (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1677475/1/)

Embrace of a Warrior (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1767293/1/)

Written before I was online, before I knew who Mary Sue was, etc.

Still, some interesting moments. What's your author name on ffnet? Or can you give me a link?

I had an ENORMOUS fic planned...wrote thirty six pages...never finished it, though. Sometimes I think about putting it out there anyway. Oh well.

[lfire1.livejournal.com]

Heh...mine falls into the ENORMOUS category. It was kinda ambitious moving about in time, dealing with previous incarnations (Ardeth as Rameses II etc) I can't believe it's so long since I updated it. I still have a load more I never put up on it. But here you go...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/369842/1/

...it's the only thing I've ever put out there by myself, well, on a public site that is.

Looking forward to reading yours. :)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I remember reading this awhile ago. I didn't get very far...I was too interested in Ardeth as Medjai... :) Still, some good work!

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

*Gulps loudly* You know...I think I'm in lust...woah...he's...woah. Oh now I totally see why lfire1 think he'd make a good young Snape. *Stares some more*

He's...woah...

[bat-git.livejournal.com]

Cripes.
I've changed my opinion, SLASH AND BURN THE AMAZON.
or at least trim it...

[aramintasnape.livejournal.com]

Okay, I thought I just posted an incomplete post by pressing the wrong button, but it doesn't seem to have gone through! I keep doing that, it is so annoying!! If you get a strange half-finished post from me, I do apologise!

Anyway, this is such fun! Is there a way to increase the font size of the names to make an order of preference?? ;) Like 'ALAN RICKMAN' in font size 72 surrounded by flashing lights ;) Probably followed closely by Jason Isaacs, Liam Neeson, Sean Bean, Viggo Mortensen... *sigh*

[bell-witch.livejournal.com]

I hadn't thought of Jonathan Rhys Meyers as young Snape before. He's very fine and all, but this picture is more of him than I ever wanted to see. I think it's because I'm way too old.

Doesn't even look vaguely like Alan Rickman (not that it matters...Hugo Weaving playing father to Liv Tyler? He has no lips!) or my vision of Snape/teen Snape at all. Not that it matters, one supposes.

If I were ten years younger, I'd be fanning myself, I think, instead of going 'ew, little boy'.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Yes, a ranking form would have been much preferred. I really hate to put Alan on the same level as all the other men...heh...and the O should have his own form all by himself. (Er, Oded Fehr.)