Festive spammer taglines

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I laughed out loud at several of the comment lines of these spammer e-mails:


• oskro, do you love me or not?


• what did Ruth find


• Ingrid needs a card


• Eve told me about this


• Or live he rodent


• You Too Can Profit From Micro-Caps bing sysiphus

The last one is my favorite.

I keep thinking that there is a really great story in this, something really thrilling about marriages for Green Cards and Original Sin and moral choices involving rats and oskro's love, not to mention Chandler and giant stones he has to roll up a hill. Too tired to put it together, though.