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valis2One of the funnier threads I've found recently was this thread from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
marysues: thread. In it you use a template to create a Mary Sue of yourself. Just for fun, I made my own...
FANDOM: LotR/HP
NAME: Laurelleaf Evergolden Sa'thena Maaiye of the House of Veeritu'ul N'b'laeynth
FULL SPECIES: Half-elven, half-witch
HAIR COLOR: Honey-kissed light brown down to her waist
EYE COLOR: Pale green, like pieces of jade
UNUSUAL MARKINGS: Rune tattoo on her ankle, sidhe mark on her wrist
SPECIAL POSSESSIONS: Vorpal Sword of Continued Shininess, Wand with thestral hoof core
ANNOYING ORIGIN: Left on Hogwarts doorstep due to shame of parents; however, Voldemort took her for his own daughter before Dumbledore could, raising her to be his successor and the premier Dark Witch of her age
ANNOYING CONNECTIONS TO CANON CHARACTERS: Legolas is her father and Lily Potter is her mother
ANNOYING SPECIAL ABILITIES: Can read people's minds, can control the weather, knows jujitsu, can speak eighty languages, inherited a ring from her father that alerts her to the presence of trolls, can get really, really angry for no apparent reason, all Death Eaters fear her, she's Aragorn's soulmate, she's Snape's soulmate, she's Sirius Black's soulmate, she can de-seed a watermelon with a single glance, can fly, can understand the secret language of animals, knows the Vulcan neck pinch, has attended Durmstrang, Beauxbatons, and Hogwarts, studied privately with the most advanced Dark Witches and Wizards of her time, wears a Silmarel, occasionally borrows the Ring of Power from Frodo, can re-ink a disposable ballpoint pen, writes poetry of such astonishing beauty and clarity that men swoon, sings in a rock and roll band called Leviathan, can cause junk mail to burst into flame, and, of course, is an unregistered Animagus...who turns into a unicorn.
OTHER ANNOYING TRAITS: Those weren't enough for you? Fine. She lives in a magical tree house that she transplanted from Lothlorien that no one but her can see. At this point I'm actually annoying myself.
I know it is a bizarre waste of time, but I am still sick. So yeah. e!
marysues: thread. In it you use a template to create a Mary Sue of yourself. Just for fun, I made my own...FANDOM: LotR/HP
NAME: Laurelleaf Evergolden Sa'thena Maaiye of the House of Veeritu'ul N'b'laeynth
FULL SPECIES: Half-elven, half-witch
HAIR COLOR: Honey-kissed light brown down to her waist
EYE COLOR: Pale green, like pieces of jade
UNUSUAL MARKINGS: Rune tattoo on her ankle, sidhe mark on her wrist
SPECIAL POSSESSIONS: Vorpal Sword of Continued Shininess, Wand with thestral hoof core
ANNOYING ORIGIN: Left on Hogwarts doorstep due to shame of parents; however, Voldemort took her for his own daughter before Dumbledore could, raising her to be his successor and the premier Dark Witch of her age
ANNOYING CONNECTIONS TO CANON CHARACTERS: Legolas is her father and Lily Potter is her mother
ANNOYING SPECIAL ABILITIES: Can read people's minds, can control the weather, knows jujitsu, can speak eighty languages, inherited a ring from her father that alerts her to the presence of trolls, can get really, really angry for no apparent reason, all Death Eaters fear her, she's Aragorn's soulmate, she's Snape's soulmate, she's Sirius Black's soulmate, she can de-seed a watermelon with a single glance, can fly, can understand the secret language of animals, knows the Vulcan neck pinch, has attended Durmstrang, Beauxbatons, and Hogwarts, studied privately with the most advanced Dark Witches and Wizards of her time, wears a Silmarel, occasionally borrows the Ring of Power from Frodo, can re-ink a disposable ballpoint pen, writes poetry of such astonishing beauty and clarity that men swoon, sings in a rock and roll band called Leviathan, can cause junk mail to burst into flame, and, of course, is an unregistered Animagus...who turns into a unicorn.
OTHER ANNOYING TRAITS: Those weren't enough for you? Fine. She lives in a magical tree house that she transplanted from Lothlorien that no one but her can see. At this point I'm actually annoying myself.
I know it is a bizarre waste of time, but I am still sick. So yeah. e!
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Hmmm...
Date: 2004-06-22 03:40 pm (UTC)>;-D
Re: Hmmm...
Date: 2004-06-22 06:59 pm (UTC)*Puts on magic hypnotic glasses*
Bob...you want to do your own funny gary stu profile...bob...join me...yes...write a funny profile...
Re: Hmmm...
Date: 2004-06-23 02:03 pm (UTC)Re: Hmmm...
Date: 2004-06-24 02:45 am (UTC)I've got it--that should be your picture! Gosh, where's a scanner--I've got that picture right here....
heh heh heh.
Re: Hmmm...
Date: 2004-06-24 10:48 am (UTC)Re: Hmmm...
Date: 2004-06-24 01:01 pm (UTC)Are ya now?
*FLYING-BUTTOCKS-OF-POWER-CHICKENMAN-SUPER-MEGA-AWESOME-COMBO-ATTACK!!!*
>;-D
Re: Hmmm...
Date: 2004-06-27 02:06 am (UTC)Re: Hmmm...
Date: 2004-06-27 03:29 am (UTC)...and THAT wasn't even anywhere NEAR my worst.
>;-D
Special Abilities I'd have for my Mary Sue
Date: 2004-06-24 02:50 am (UTC)'I can read and write ancient Egyptian, I can translate hiroglyphics AND Hiratic, and....!...I am the ONLY person within a thousand miles who can properly code and cataloge this library...'
I'm surprised you didn't mention that in yours.
Re: Special Abilities I'd have for my Mary Sue
Date: 2004-06-24 10:48 am (UTC)