AIIEEEE!!

Aug. 11th, 2006 10:19 pm
valis2: Stone lion face (Quirkysquid)
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I have just read the most disturbing fanfic line.

[livejournal.com profile] florence_craye, you may wish to cover your eyes.

“No,” [Hermione] confessed. “I had thought a little about his past. What he has done. Particularly when he was a Death Eater.” She could not face Dumbledore, and instead her eyes were drawn to Fawkes, who was gnawing on a piece of cuttlefish.

NOOOO! MAKE HIM STOP!

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Date: 2006-08-12 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rexluscus.livejournal.com
*cracks up*

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Date: 2006-08-12 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
It's barbaric! *sobs*

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Date: 2006-08-12 12:59 pm (UTC)
ext_53318: (The Blood of Fish)
From: [identity profile] sigune.livejournal.com
*goes apoplectic*

The cruelty of it! X(

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Date: 2006-08-12 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
The poor cuttlefish!

*weeps*

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Date: 2006-08-12 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ms-hecubus.livejournal.com
Sometimes a author can be a little too descriptive.

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Date: 2006-08-12 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
At least no penguins were involved!

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Date: 2006-08-12 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ms-hecubus.livejournal.com
Fawkes, who had turned into a penguin was gnawing on a cuttlefish?

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Date: 2006-08-12 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eloisasnape.livejournal.com
I think is kinky *grin*


How are you love?


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Date: 2006-08-12 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
ELOISA!! YAY!

Hello dahling!! *huggles* So lovely to see you!!

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Date: 2006-08-12 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eloisasnape.livejournal.com
I'm great! Just realising that I am never going to catch up on everyone but zoomed in straight to your LJ hun so feel special!

Updating mine now. Slightly scared of being pelted with hard rocks actually.

*licks up and down a cuttlefish*

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Date: 2006-08-12 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Aw, I feel so supah! You're too sweet.

Ooh, can't wait to read your update! And I won't throw rocks, I promise. Maybe a squid or two.

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Date: 2006-08-14 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] florence-craye.livejournal.com
*burns her eyes with special spell*

They will pay for this... once I can see again.

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Date: 2006-08-14 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Oh yes, we shall make them pay. *prepares dastardly spells*

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Date: 2006-08-21 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
Wait a minute...doesn't JKR say that phoenixes eat herbs?

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Date: 2006-08-26 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
Hmm...perhaps Fawkes is just whittling his beak, then. *grins*

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