Oh, I just laughed, quite a bit...

The lovely and talented imadra_blue just posted an entry in quirkyhpshorts called I Do Not Like Remus Lupin. It's hysterical. It's slashy. It's from Severus's point of view. I love it. Check it out if you interested.

Oh, I have to share the torture.

I have about ten minutes left before I leave for work. Instead of doing something productive I'm looking for new SS stories at ffnet. Stop laughing...sometimes there are one or two that make it worth the search.

Just found one with this line:

"However," [Voldemort] added as he stopped in front of the onyx, shoulder-length haired man, "some of you have failed to bring information of happenings at Hogwarts. Therefore, you shall be reprimanded with much more torture."

Hahahaha!! So now Severus is actually made out of onyx. I wonder what the torture is. Someone with a chisel?

( For just a bit more torture...click here. )