Oh, the irony.

I accidentally closed my flist tab, so I started up my journal again, went off and looked at other things, and came back to it.

I'm thinking, who posted this ginormous entry? And without a cut! And what's this nonsense about O R K S?

Then I realized it was my own journal. I hadn't clicked on "friends" yet.

*headdesk*

I have discovered what must be one of the funniest awful fanfictions ever written.

I have been howling with laughter about it all morning. I discovered it last night and bookmarked it.

It is...and I am not making this up...a HP crossover with Super Mario Brothers.

No, really.

ahhahaha!!!!

Right here.

Some highlights...

Bowser pressed eight buttons a brown one a green one a red one an orange one three yellow one’s and a purple one labeled: snacks Koopa Kid looked at Bowser strangely “What I’m hungry,” Bowser said defensively “Oh” was all Koopa Kid said. There was a bright flash of light and Bowser and Koopa Kid were gone.

( More? do you think you can stand it? I promise that HP will be involved...you'll hear about the Double Dark Lords of Despair...you want to click the link...the jolly, candy-like link... )