Birthday of joy!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY gmonkey42!!

Happy Birthday to a talented, funny LJer! I'm so happy to have met you! You're hilarious and really awesome. *hugs* I hope your day is great!

As usual...

...delicfcd wins at the internets.

From a review in Entertainment Weekly...

Kit Metcalf isn't your usual protagonist, a Grey Goose-swilling, therapy-seeking, Nietzsche-quoting, martial-arts-kicking stripper.

Clearly, Ms. Reviewer, you have not been introduced to the world of fanfiction.

Searching through my computer for a document, I found this...

Worst Renaissance Festival pickup lines

Such a dainty ankle m'lady hath.

Thou art more hot than Heidi Klum.

Thine boobs outshine the sun.

Allow me to laceth your corset tighter.

Wouldst thou care for some of my food coupons?

Thou lookest like a real buxom wench.

Shall I compare thee to soup in a bread bowl?

Upon staring at your lovely visage I realizeth that my codpiece is feeling rather restrictive.