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Five of my six email accounts have yielded no amusing spam whatsoever. The sixth? A gold mine this month, for some reason. Without further ado...
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God knows all about you and your atoms.
This frightening revelation comes from the tobacconist. Now I'm wondering what my atoms have been doing in their off time.
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Unfortunately, during the game, wide receiver Terrell Owens.
He's so unfortunate that the sentence just ends. The game ends. The entire universe comes to a crashing halt.
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God knows all about you and your atoms.
This frightening revelation comes from the tobacconist. Now I'm wondering what my atoms have been doing in their off time.
---
Unfortunately, during the game, wide receiver Terrell Owens.
He's so unfortunate that the sentence just ends. The game ends. The entire universe comes to a crashing halt.
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( Read more... )