Another thesaurus entry.

For those of you who haven't seen this before...I have a bargain-bin thesaurus, a reprinting of a mid to late 1800's Roget's. It's delicious.

Smoothness

Adj. polish, gloss; lubricity, lubrication.

down, velvet, silk, satin; slide; glass, ice.

iron, flat-iron, tailor's goose, burnisher.

V. smooth, plane, file, shave; level; macadamize; polish, burnish, planish, levigate, glaze; iron, hot-press; lubricate.

Adj. smooth; polished; even; sleek, glossy; silken, silky; lanate, downy, velvety; glabrous, slippery, glassy, lubricous, oily, soft; unwrinkled; smooth as glass, smooth as ice, smooth as velvet, smooth as oil; slippery as an eel.

NOOOO

Turns out the customer from Japan? Is the same customer I had before who was such a problem. She's just changed her ID.

*headdesk*

She's paid, though, thank goodness...and she did not ask for any additional merchandise, so I am just going to package it very, very well and hope for the best.