I wrote fanfic in high school. Who knew?

I found this a few months ago and set it aside to post on LJ. The assignment was for my high school AP English class, and it was to take a nursery rhyme and rewrite it in a completely different style. Keep in mind I was sixteen when I wrote it, heh, and go easy on the errors. *grins*

( The results. Short, I promise. Click here for the Expressionist version of Old Mother Goose. )

Loved this series of chapter-by-chapter snarking on DH.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four

Dan Hemmens says a lot of hilarious (and very true) things about DH.

Looking at my flist...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY tudorpot!!

Happy Birthday to an interesting LJer! I realized it was your birthday after skimming the flist--apparently Semagic didn't notify me, wah! *hugs* I hope your day is great!

Spam is getting rather cheeky these days.

My business/eBay yahoo email account is getting thoroughly spammed by bogus eBay questions. I have to check the subject line carefully. Also, I'm not receiving the real questions--there's a bit of a delay. It's kind of like time-lapse idiocy, in a way.

My personal yahoo account is now receiving spam from addresses "similar" to my own, all ending in @yahoo.com. You know, things like valis___98, valis2go, valis_rugby, etc. Today's was rather pretty...valissa_henry.