Birthday bonanza!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY nimori!!

Happy Birthday to the amazing Nimori!! Your writing rocks. *hugs* I hope your day is great!

Funniest alarmist local news promo ever

I heard this on the radio at least three times today.

*lullaby music*

"Think you're ready for an evening of nice relaxing slumber?" (or something to that effect)

*cue jangly music*

"DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP ON A BED OF POISON?!"

I am not making this up.

(It had something to do with mattresses being treated with toxic sprays to make them non-flammable, I believe.)