lol, brain

During the middle of the night, I dreamt that I was a guy who worked for a company that manufactured stickers. It was a very long dream that covered many years, and I basically was not very nice in my climb upwards within the corporation, to the point where when I was older and had some sort of medical problem, none of them had any sort of sympathy for me, and I got my comeuppance in a weird way.

Anyway, that's not the point. The point is, when I woke up, I lay there in bed and thought, omg, this is the best story ever. I started imagining how I'd put it together, and I'd put in all of the crazy coworkers I've known over the years, and how I've had experience in a company that was once growing exponentially and was later dwindling, and I was so excited that I even began picking out a name and thinking about the cover. I even thought about how I'd need to research LA and California to write it, but I still felt like it was quite doable because it was corporation based and most of the action would take in the office. I even thought I could start writing it today, I was so excited. I had that New Story Buzz.

Then I fell back asleep.

This morning, of course, I started giggling, because there's not even a plot and I doubt that I could cobble together anything entertaining out of the premise. Seriously.

While half-asleep, though, it seemed like it was a masterpiece. Crazy brain, how I love you.