Ah, spam...

[valis2]

Haven't done a spam entry in a while...

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I've received an email from Avis Boyle, self-proclaimed Engine Boy, who exhorts me to reverse the effects of aging. I'm not sure why a man who freely admits his attachment to combustion devices would be that concerned with keeping me young.

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Rice also failed to provide details on the thorny issues of sequencing

I usually don't expect much from a simple starch. Especially details.

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blowfish, frighteningly enough, writes to tell me that you'll fancy it inside. He also adds Don't let others beat you fighting for this.

I'm not sure exactly what I want inside, and I'm not that keen on finding out. I'm not planning on engaging in violence in order to obtain whatever it is I'll like inside, either.

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I have also received an urgent missive from Assumpta Foxworth:

Good day,

CIAzzLIS

AMBzzIEN

VALzzIUM

VIAzzGRA
Econnomize over 50 % with [website]

She certainly cuts to the point quickly! Imagine if we all communicated this way. I'd call up mysduende and say, "Good day! Snape, probably good, bye."

I could call up my sister and be all Boolean. "Hello. Tonight = true?" She'd be like, "True" and then we could just hang up, knowing that she was coming over for dinner.

I like this new communication method. It would save acres and acres of room! My entire LJ would fit on one page!

Comments

"Better Life, wood checker"

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

A doozy I got a while back:

"Thermogenesis is a term referring to the body's production of heat. Heat production is a normal part of the metabolic process. Has your spirit level been down afreshor still distressed all the time?
I clearly am, that is why i am overjoyed i came upon
at my arm wide about her, and then finger will the man-things prevent. And I kept on in the directionThey Brag Most That Can Do the Least Believe nothing of what you hear, and only half of what you see
For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD. Strike while the.. bug is close. If yuh nah get wing, nah ah guh a bird sport. When dog hungry he ah nyam calabash.

Re: "Better Life, wood checker"

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Holy cow, that's a doozy. Dogs, calabashes, and distressed spirit levels...it's amazing what ends up being stuffed into spam!

[thermidor.livejournal.com]

*spews with laughter*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hee! Glad you liked. ;)

*hugs*

[todayiamadaisy]

Assumpta Foxworth certainly is to-the-point and would cut out a lot of unnecessary small talk, but if we were to start using it we'd have to add random double-zs to words. So it would be more "Good day! Coffzzee? Bye".

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's so true! I hadn't even thought of thazzt. She's kind of like Snoop Dogg, only less loquacious.

Re: "Better Life, wood checker"

[artystone.livejournal.com]

ROFL! I get those too. My favorite had the subject line "wobble fondly".

[privatemaladict.livejournal.com]

I could call up my sister and be all Boolean. "Hello. Tonight = true?" She'd be like, "True" and then we could just hang up, knowing that she was coming over for dinner.

Newspeak doubleplusgood. Correct?

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

I'd call up [info]mysduende and say, "Good day! Snape, probably good, bye."

ROFL = true. (I hope I'm doing that correctly!)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hee! You're going all 1984 on me, dude. *laughs*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Yes! ha!! *wiggles tentacles at you*