Ah, spam...

[valis2]

Haven't done a spam entry in a while...

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I've received an email from Avis Boyle, self-proclaimed Engine Boy, who exhorts me to reverse the effects of aging. I'm not sure why a man who freely admits his attachment to combustion devices would be that concerned with keeping me young.

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Rice also failed to provide details on the thorny issues of sequencing

I usually don't expect much from a simple starch. Especially details.

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blowfish, frighteningly enough, writes to tell me that you'll fancy it inside. He also adds Don't let others beat you fighting for this.

I'm not sure exactly what I want inside, and I'm not that keen on finding out. I'm not planning on engaging in violence in order to obtain whatever it is I'll like inside, either.

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I have also received an urgent missive from Assumpta Foxworth:

Good day,

CIAzzLIS

AMBzzIEN

VALzzIUM

VIAzzGRA
Econnomize over 50 % with [website]

She certainly cuts to the point quickly! Imagine if we all communicated this way. I'd call up mysduende and say, "Good day! Snape, probably good, bye."

I could call up my sister and be all Boolean. "Hello. Tonight = true?" She'd be like, "True" and then we could just hang up, knowing that she was coming over for dinner.

I like this new communication method. It would save acres and acres of room! My entire LJ would fit on one page!

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Oh, that's so true! I hadn't even thought of thazzt. She's kind of like Snoop Dogg, only less loquacious.