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Such a dainty ankle m'lady hath.
Thou art more hot than Heidi Klum.
Thine boobs outshine the sun.
Allow me to laceth your corset tighter.
Wouldst thou care for some of my food coupons?
Thou lookest like a real buxom wench.
Shall I compare thee to soup in a bread bowl?
Upon staring at your lovely visage I realizeth that my codpiece is feeling rather restrictive.
Such a dainty ankle m'lady hath.
Thou art more hot than Heidi Klum.
Thine boobs outshine the sun.
Allow me to laceth your corset tighter.
Wouldst thou care for some of my food coupons?
Thou lookest like a real buxom wench.
Shall I compare thee to soup in a bread bowl?
Upon staring at your lovely visage I realizeth that my codpiece is feeling rather restrictive.
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Date: 2006-10-05 05:14 pm (UTC)