Oh, yeah.

[valis2]

The universe is weird. While I was away I thought, hey, it's been awhile since I did that Defriending Yeah Amnesty thing, and I resolved to do it as soon as I returned.

Scanning the flist (I'm at skip?=510, woo-hoo), I see that it actually occurred while I was gone, on nearly the same day I thought about it.

ATTENTION: IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE READING ABOUT BARBIES AND DUAL SLIMING DOORS AND SQUID AND ENDLESS BLATHERING ABOUT BLOATED EPICS, READ THIS IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

If you are oversaturated with floating cats and endless lion icons, then go for it. Defriend me. Believe me, I will not view it personally. I am not Grudgematch Vendetta Marie. I promise.

If, however, you like whining and an occasional rant about eBay, with some rather odd pictures of architecture thrown in, then know this: YOU ARE STUCK WITH ME MWA HA HA

No, seriously, go ahead if you want to. I really would be sad if you were clinging to this just because you felt you had to, because you thought I would crumble and weep into my teacups. I don't have teacups, so it's a moot point.

Comments

[aubrem.livejournal.com]

I missed a post about dual sliming doors? Point me! : )

[perverse-idyll.livejournal.com]

Dual sliming doors? Oh, tell me more!

But no teacups? None? Nada? Horrors! *fervently embraces tea accoutrements*

And sorry, but I ain't going anywhere. :)

There are never enough floating cats, btw. Spread the icon love.

[catsintheattic.livejournal.com]

*loves you too much to leave*

*wicked grin*

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

I'm here for the squid. Dual sliming doors would be nice too.

[cactus-wren.livejournal.com]

Ha, new lion icon! I like that one, it makes me laugh for some reason (probably cause it really looks like he's saying 'HEY!').

[imafarmgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, life without teacups is a very sad thing.

[schemingreader.livejournal.com]

If all you ever posted were birthday greetings, I would friend you just for those. Just saying.

[cafemercury.livejournal.com]

Must...have...Barbie humor.

You're infinitely more interesting than I, and you always make me laugh, so I'm staying. Period.

I have a hutch full of teacups I never use. While they're pretty, I personally prefer uber-large mugs--all the better to caffeinate with, no?

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

Can I be double-friended? ;)

[marginaliana]

*clings* :D

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hee! Honestly, I don't think I can find it now, but what happened is I was listening to the radio, and I heard an advertisement for a minivan with "dual sliding doors," but I thought the announcer said dual sliming doors, and for a moment I thought that it was a spectacularly bad idea.

Dad: "Just get in the car!"
Kid: "Okay." Opens door. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaigh!"

[valis2.livejournal.com]

points to explanation above (http://valis2.livejournal.com/257076.html?thread=3182644#t3182644)

I am not a tea person (except for chai, but that's pretty much non-tea flavored by the time they're through spicin' it up)...much to my dismay. It looks like such a nice ritual, and everyone looks so happy when they're drinking it, and then I just can't resist and I try some, and bleurgh! It's tea!

*hugs* I'm so glad you're staying!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Hooray!! *throws happy confetti*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hahaha! Awesome. I'm happy to oblige. *throws squid-shaped confetti into the air*

points to sliming doors explanation (http://valis2.livejournal.com/257076.html?thread=3182644#t3182644)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hee!! I loves me my new icon. I think he's adorable! When I was cropping the photo, I thought, it looks like he's shouting at kids to get off the lawn, and that was when I decided to stick that "hey" on there. ;)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I know, isn't it? But tea...it always tastes like tea, and I just can't deal with that.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

No way! You don't mind those? I always worry that they're annoying to the unbirthday people. ;)

[catsintheattic.livejournal.com]

*smooches*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Must...have...Barbie humor.

Oh, excellent! I was afraid that people might be frightened after that.

You're infinitely more interesting than I, and you always make me laugh, so I'm staying. Period.

Oh, hooray! We need to stick together and have mutual birthday celebrations.

I have a hutch full of teacups I never use. While they're pretty, I personally prefer uber-large mugs--all the better to caffeinate with, no?

hee! Unfortunately, I tend to steer away from caffeine...I can't sleep at night if I have too much. I've quit cold turkey twice, and it was horrible both times.

The mugs always look so beautiful, and I'm always touching them in stores and wanting to purchase them, but then I think, why? The only thing I ever drink out of them is hot chocolate, maybe twice a year. ;)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Too late! bwahahaha!!

*sends squid!love*

[schemingreader.livejournal.com]

No, I actually admire those!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*lurves*

*sends rays of squid!love*

[cafemercury.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I tend to steer away from caffeine...I can't sleep at night if I have too much. I've quit cold turkey twice, and it was horrible both times.

*passes out from whistling Twilight Zone theme* First birthdays, then Maine Coon cats, and now this. I cannot have anything caffeinated after noon, or I will not sleep that night. Period. I'm whittling my way down to one caffeinated beverage a day at present. I guess I assumed you were a caffeinator since you drink chai. I take it that's decaf, then?

Oh, hooray! We need to stick together and have mutual birthday celebrations.

Whee! I like it!

[jaelle-n-gilla.livejournal.com]

I want dual sliming barbies... please?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Too crazy! Yeah, I drink green tea-based chai, not black tea-based chai, and I only drink the green tea chai in the morning. At night I stick too red tea-based chai, which doesn't contain caffeine. ;)

*hums along to the TZ theme*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

bwahaha! I have a feeling that it can be arranged. ;)

[imafarmgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love tea, but I'm a tea snob! I have to have good stuff, not liptons crap.

[bookwench2096.livejournal.com]

I would ne-VAH defriend you.

Oh, you can ask for it. You can beg for it. You can bribe me with dark chocolate with almonds served by a tall dark and handsome desert warrior.....

no really. you could, you know. really.

ahem. but you cannot make me defriend you.

You're stuck with me, you hear? Stuck stuck stuck.

so, you might as well get on with buying a teacup and weepin in it right now. You neededn't be a Grudgematch Vendetta Marie.

'sides. I thought you were Wenchetta Marie.

(stupid cockney accent: I loike squid! They're always Kraken me up!)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

There is no one I would want to be more stuck with. *giant hugs* I lurve you, ya pun-spreadin' bastard.

And I'm a sucker for squid jokes.

[jen-deben.livejournal.com]

I wuvs woo, Valismort. *snuggles evilly*

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

Me like, me staying

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*giggles* And Valismort wubs you too, little snuggly mouse!

Now I can just see Voldemort with a fluffy white cat, petting him like some poncy James Bond super villain.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Me happy. Me hug. Me jump up, down.

[bookwench2096.livejournal.com]

HEE! Miss ya! We're going to have to get together soon for a tete-a-tentacle.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I'll just 'cuttle on over to your place, then. ;) hee!