Fie on you, Julian Black.

[valis2]

I am now watching Rock of Love.

The real couple on the show?

Bret Michaels/Eyeliner.

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[valis2.livejournal.com]

OMG YES

The best part was when "Mystery" tried explaining how it was different when he's picking up girls during the day as opposed to night.

The difference?

During the night, it's "boom boom boom."

During the day, it's "boom...boom...boom."

After that masterful lesson, I can't understand why any of the guys would have been unsuccessful. *rolls eyes*

[scarah2.livejournal.com]

"Plus I totally bagged a grocery store lady in 25 minutes!"

I understand any anti-feminist criticisms of this show, but that will never change the fact that it's hilarious to me.

50 more minutes to the new ep of Rock of Love, I'm thinking about going and spoiling myself since it already aired on the east coast.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

"Plus I totally bagged a grocery store lady in 25 minutes!"

bwahaha!! SHE WAS TOTALLY NEKKID IN MY HOTEL ROOM ON ALL FOURS

I've been watching it with equal parts horror and hilarity, honestly. I adore the fact that three losers are teaching different losers how to pick up drunk chicks. It's absolutely insane.

Argh, don't tempt me to watch more RoL.

[scarah2.livejournal.com]

I found out about this PUA meme a couple of years ago from the internet. There's parts of it that are icky to me and parts that aren't.

But how can Mystery and his wingmen fail to be an endless source of lolarity? I like how Mystery all talks like Captain Kirk.

I ship J-Dog/Joe W.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I had never made the Kirk/Mystery connection before, but now it's so painfully obvious. Total lolarity.