valismort commands...

[valis2]

...that you have spaghetti tonight, for 'tis Spaghetti Night in the Fabled Apartment of Mighty Mightiness.

Nom nom nom.

(Unless you don't like spaghetti. Or you're afraid of carbs. But if you're afraid of carbs, I'm sorry, you're not allowed on my Death Eater Flist, because Death Eating is all about carbs. Mmmm. Carbs. We don't have Dark Revels, as you know; we have Dark Chocolate Revels. More carbs for the cause!)

Comments

[gmth.livejournal.com]

OMG! That's so weird, because we ARE having spaghetti tonight. I'm on a short LJ break while it cooks. *Twilight Zone music*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Excellent! My Evil Subliminal Ray® is working!

*grins evilly*

[rickfan37.livejournal.com]

Well, tonight I had fusilli tricolore, and chocolate Minstrels, which are similar. So I did as you commanded without even realising it! Damn, you're so all-powerful.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*plays eerie music*

All will obey me! Let pasta flow forth like a river from the kitchens! Look upon the carbs and despair!

[mnemosyne-1.livejournal.com]

Strangely, I just put the pot on to boil (for spaghetti) before I checked my flist... Spaghetti night it is... :D

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Clearly you are quite attuned to the cause! I'm very impressed!

*sends chocolate vibes*

[mnemosyne-1.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, no chocolate seems to be in the house and I'm not going out in the rain to get any... *g* But at least I'm half complying...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Your icon suffices, I suppose. Excellent work, Death Eater!

[mnemosyne-1.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Lady Valismort. *bows*

[lewlinx.livejournal.com]

I'z having pizza and chocolate cake, it's counting, yes/yes?

YAYZ for Death Earter Carbs!!!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Ah, your Death Eating is inspired. All should look upon you as an example of true loyalty!

*salutes*

[lewlinx.livejournal.com]

Thank you my lady, you do me a great honour!

*kneels and kisses hems of robes*

(Your power as you see surpases continents and time differences, you are almighty indeed, Lady Valismort!)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Yea, verily, for I am valismort! See my mighty power wreak pasta havoc upon the world! Mwa hahahaha!

[bronze-ribbons.livejournal.com]

I had angel hair for lunch. *sidles away obsequiously*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Excellent. I love it when a plan comes together! *rubs hands together gleefully*

[cactus-wren.livejournal.com]

Alright, this is just weird. Along with all the people above me, we just finished cleaning up from our dinner of spaghetti.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

A-ha! Excellent!

I always was very fond of you.

*preens*

Excellent, my loyal subject!

[lady-branwyn.livejournal.com]

Is macaroni and cheese close enough?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Certainly! Carbe diem, as I always say!

[sylvadin.livejournal.com]

Is baked ziti close enough to meet that 'spaghetti tonight' requirement?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Certainly! A carb is a carb is a carb. Excellent work, loyal subject! *applauds*

[gmonkey42.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, I like spaghetti.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Excellent! You will enjoy the new carb overlords, then. *preens*

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

I did have two meals today that were half basmati rice. I also had some delicious strawberry ice cream! Does this count for carbs, O Dark Squidded One?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Yes, those are definitely carbolicious! Excellent work, Speaker to Cuttlefish!

[venivincere]

Mmmmm! Spaghetti. What's your recipe? *drools*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

OOoh, valismort has no recipe, she has loyal servants like Ragu and Prego to do her cooking for her!

[alabastard.livejournal.com]

You keep your carbs, and Mine too ... this DeathEater enjoys the gnawing of small rib bones - marrow and protein, mmmmmm

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Hmm...it isn't carbotastic, but it does sound ebil, so it will do in a pinch. Excellent work, Death Eater!

[marginaliana]

Mmmm, carb-y death! OM NOM NOM! (I had potatoes, which are pretty carb-y)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I highly approve of potatoes. Well done, loyal subject!

[wiccarowan.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I haven't had spaghetti in ages and really fancy it now. Good call, oh dark lord.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Yes, bring on the carb ebil! All hail the dark lord of pasta! *summons the carbs*

[snarkysneak.livejournal.com]

Does it have to have sauce? I tomatoes and I really have a hate/hate relationship.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Let it not be said that I am without mercy--yes, dine on your tomatoless pasta, and raise your glass for the carb cause!