Funniest alarmist local news promo ever
May. 13th, 2008 09:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valis2I heard this on the radio at least three times today.
*lullaby music*
"Think you're ready for an evening of nice relaxing slumber?" (or something to that effect)
*cue jangly music*
"DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP ON A BED OF POISON?!"
I am not making this up.
(It had something to do with mattresses being treated with toxic sprays to make them non-flammable, I believe.)
*lullaby music*
"Think you're ready for an evening of nice relaxing slumber?" (or something to that effect)
*cue jangly music*
"DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP ON A BED OF POISON?!"
I am not making this up.
(It had something to do with mattresses being treated with toxic sprays to make them non-flammable, I believe.)
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Date: 2008-05-14 12:26 pm (UTC)WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!
Details at 11.
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Date: 2008-05-14 03:11 pm (UTC)I remember that Mad TV or SNL did a hilarious skit based on that exact premise. Hilarious!