Somebody please make me stop reading A*Team summaries. No, seriously.

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• Uh, Face, I don't think this means what you think it means... "Don't worry, Mark. He won't do anything to me, I am not under his commando anymore."


• Summary: WHAT IF THE A-TEAM WERE FUGITIVE WOMEN? NOT LIKE CHARLIE'S ANGELS, BUT COULD DO ANYTHING THE A-TEAM COULD DO????


• Hannibal lifted his hands in international sing of giving up, so did the rest of the team.
  
  I have now composed the International Sing of Giving Up. It sounds like this:
  
  Oooooooh, babe, I am giving up...giving up...giving up...
  I lift my hands in giving up...giving up...giving up...oh yeah.
  This is my international sing! Sing, sing sing! Oh, baby, sing.
  Estoy dando para arribaaaaaaaaaaa, oh sí.
  Ich gebe auf!
  Bambina di Ooooh, sto dando in su!
  Chantez, bébé, chantez.


• Summary: The A Team appear on The Gerry Springer Show (Gerry not Jerry to avoid any possible mix up with reality!) WHAT? You mean they weren't REALLY on Jerry Springer?!


• Quantum Leap crossover.


• Warning: None, except that this is my first attempt at writing a fic, and may be quite dreadful.


• Warning: EXTREME SILLINESS. It was late and I was hyped up on Dr. Pepper. Ah, I was wondering when the old caffeine/sugar high warning would surface...


• Face and Hannibal: "Are we sure that the VC didn't kill them already?" "No, they can be already death...or still alive."


• Summary: Whatever happened to Tia? Since I have no idea who the hell Tia is, I can generally assume that I should not bother reading this fic.


• Summary: Facey falls off a boat, loses his gun and nearly drowns. Now that is a summary guaranteed to make me take a look at it. h/c much, y/y? ETA: Yes, this one's a keeper.


• And now an It's a Wonderful Life plotline, with BA as Jimmy Stewart's character.


• Hannibal does not often get to be alone with free time on his hands, and so he is taking the opportunity to kick back, relax and savor one of his favorite Havana cigars, and a glass of fine Kentucky Bourbon. Warning: No warnings as such. Not unless you need to be warned about lots of cigar smoking and bourbon drinking. In this archive, YES. You can never warn for too much here.