A bit of a chuckle.
Jan. 19th, 2005 12:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valis2I was on a website looking for Snapefic (astonishing, yes, I know). It's one of those freebie websites where there are advertising banners across the top. Normally I never bother looking at them, but today one caught my eye.
Professor Snape Sale
New & used Professor Snape.
Check out the deals now!
I laughed and laughed. (It was for eBay.)
I wonder if they have financing. It's too sad that the new Snapes depreciate so swiftly as soon as you get them out of the lot. I may have to go for a used one instead. A 2001 model, perhaps. A post-defeat of Voldemort one, though, definitely. The earlier ones tend to disappear a lot, claiming they have "important missions", and I don't want to have to chain him to the bed. Too often.
Professor Snape Sale
New & used Professor Snape.
Check out the deals now!
I laughed and laughed. (It was for eBay.)
I wonder if they have financing. It's too sad that the new Snapes depreciate so swiftly as soon as you get them out of the lot. I may have to go for a used one instead. A 2001 model, perhaps. A post-defeat of Voldemort one, though, definitely. The earlier ones tend to disappear a lot, claiming they have "important missions", and I don't want to have to chain him to the bed. Too often.
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Date: 2005-01-19 06:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-01-19 06:50 pm (UTC)Must. Not. Make. Auger-headed wrench. Puns.
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Date: 2005-01-19 07:05 pm (UTC)And his ball bearings must be tested.