ToKnight's feeling of turbulence is brought to you by the Rider

[valis2]

• The high overhead fluorescents cackled to life and Michael blinked in surprise. In front of him sat his beloved partner of 5 years, looking pristine and beautiful, except that he was purple. OH NOES TEH JOKER HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF KITT! Or could it be Prince?


• [Michael] thought Devon looked out of place standing in the middle of the woods wearing a suit and wingtips. Yes, while your black leather jacket and jeans blend in so well. All the wee forest animals are wearing black leather jackets this season.


• The idea of the neural link between Michael and Kitt belongs to Gryph and is used with permission. So that's where that came from.


• Disclaimer: I don’t own Knight Rider or its characters, branches, divisions, or wholly owned subsidiaries. I am now picturing the Legislative Knight Rider Branch, and it isn't pretty.


• Michael’s senses were heightened in that way that causes shadows to move of their own volition. Uh...okay.


• This story is dedicated to Peggy Sue, the gray cat who didn’t get a name, and all of the wonderful animals who end up at shelters. So Peggy Sue must not be the cat. That took a minute to figure out.


• [Michael to KITT:]It’s good exercise. Just think of all those circuits that are going unused if you don’t turbo boost on a regular basis. Think of all the dust, grease, and crud that are collecting on them. It’s hardening your arteries. Uh...yeah.


• //No fair eavesdropping,// Kitt said. //I can’t help what comes through the link, buddy.// Kitt briefly threw up a block and then dropped it again, in mock protest. "Blocks" are moments when either KITT or Michael blocks the other from the "link." It's fairly standard in these fics.


• Michael sighed and lowered his guard just enough to reach through the link and give his partner a quick hug. //Thanks, buddy.// Kitt returned the embrace and felt the dim echoes of anger, unease, and a feeling of turbulence.


• This is the entire summary: She was in the most mundane of places when the link finally went silent. It was almost an after thought, an inevitable footnote to the whole experience. I have no idea who "she" is or anything else about the fic. Neither do you, I'm certain.

Comments

[wiccarowan.livejournal.com]

"beloved partner of 5 years" does NOT make me think of the traditional bond between bloke and car, I can tell you.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*snort* Nor me, either. It makes me think something else entirely.

[ellid.livejournal.com]

I remember reading these fics several years ago when I started to get back into reading fan fiction. I couldn't decide whether to laugh or not at the slashy ones.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

These fics are really unbelievable! I've been absolutely amazed at how imaginative they are. Their fanon takes them to some...unexpected places, lol.